05/13/2026
And now a word from Twyla…
Dear Humans,
Please stop buying dairy cows/calves because TikTok made us look cute standing in a flower field with a vintage milk bucket.
Y’all see one wholesome homestead video and suddenly think, “I need a dairy cow.” Then you bring one home thinking we’re just beef cows with udders. Absolutely not. We are high maintenance queens!
Everything about us is different from beef cattle. Our feed needs are different. Our minerals are different. Our medications, fly control, calf care, and udder care are all different. You cannot just toss us in a pasture, throw out a hay bale, and hope for the best. That might work for your beef cows, but dairy cows? Oh no. We require management, routine, groceries, and customer service.
Also, let me remind you: I am not a milk machine you park in a field. I need to be milked every single day. TWICE a day for most folks. Rain, snow, holidays, birthdays, family vacations, I do not care. My udder still clocks in for work.
And while we’re talking milk… raw milk in the wrong hands can be dangerous. Keeping milk safe takes clean equipment, proper handling, healthy cows, and regular milk testing. You can’t just squeeze milk into a mason jar and call yourself a dairy farmer. Milk has to be monitored to make sure it’s safe to drink because bacteria and illness are real things, and people who don’t know what they’re doing can make folks sick.
Do you know what dairy life actually looks like? Early mornings. Late nights. Frozen water troughs. Flies in your eyeballs. Watching for mastitis. Monitoring feed intake. Cleaning stalls. Hauling feed. Bottle feeding calves. Checking temperatures. Calling the vet. Stressing over p**p consistency. It’s not aesthetic, it’s commitment.
The people who succeed with dairy cattle are the ones who truly love it. Not the ones looking for a trendy hobby they can quit once the novelty wears off. Because dairy cows depend on consistency, and when people realize how much work we really are, too many of us end up sold, neglected, or passed around.
At the end of the day, dairy cows don’t ask for much. We just ask for it every single day. 🩵🩶