Kitchen Alibi

10/13/2026

🦃🍁 THANKSGIVING IS OFFICIALLY SOMEONE ELSE’S PROBLEM! 🍁🦃

And by someone else, we mean US. 😂👩‍🍳

This Thanksgiving, spend less time juggling casserole dishes and more time enjoying your family (or hiding from them, we don’t judge 😉).

Kitchen Alibi is bringing the holiday deliciousness with homemade Thanksgiving sides, desserts, and BUNDLES!

🍂 THANKSGIVING FEAST BUNDLES 🍂

🦃 Feast for 4 — $85

🦃 Feast for 6 — $125

🦃 Feast for 8 — $155

🦃 Feast for 10 — $185

Want to build your own feast? We’ve got you!

🧀 Southern Baked Mac & Cheese

🍠 Sweet Potato Casserole & Candied Yams

🥔 Creamy Mashed Potatoes

🥘 Cornbread Dressing, Green Bean Casserole & MORE!

🥧 And don’t even get us started on the pies, cobblers, and banana pudding! 🤤

Everything is made with love, from scratch, and ready to take one BIG thing off your holiday to-do list.

🚗 North DFW Delivery

📲 Order at kitchenalibi.com

🍁 We cook. You take the credit.

Your secret is safe with us. 🤫❤️

10/12/2026

🚨 The latest edition of The Alibi has arrived! 🍽️

This week’s Chef’s Specials are bringing the good stuff! Think garlic butter steak bites, crispy honey butter chicken, creamy Tuscan salmon, and 5 more dinners worth staying home for. 🤤

🍴 Individual meals $14
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family meals $50 (feeds 4–6)

🎃 Got a party coming up? We’re also booking catering for Halloween, Friendsgiving, holiday parties, and family gatherings! Let us handle the food while you take all the credit. 😉

📍Locally owned in Haslet | Delivery available

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We cook. You take the credit. ❤️

10/08/2026

Takeout solves dinner tonight.
Meal prep can solve half your week. 👀

We just posted a new Behind the Alibi article breaking down meal prep vs. takeout for busy families, including cost, convenience, flexibility, decision fatigue, and why having food already waiting in the fridge can be a tiny miracle on a Wednesday.

We also explain how our Kitchen Alibi meal prep model works, why there’s no automatic weekly charge, and how member pricing can make regular meal prep even more worthwhile.
If “what are we eating?” has become a nightly household meeting, this one’s for you.

👉 Read it here:

Takeout solves dinner tonight. Meal prep can solve half your week. Here’s how cost, convenience, variety, and flexibility really compare for busy families.

10/06/2026

Posting this here for my fellow “I do not feel like figuring out dinner tonight” people 😂

Kitchen Alibi’s Chef’s Specials this week are all comfort food because apparently the weather dropped a few degrees and we all immediately needed gravy.

This week:
Pot roast, chicken & dumplings, shrimp & Gouda grits, red beans & rice, smothered pork chops, and hot honey chicken mac.

Individual meals are $14 | Family meals are $50
Shrimp & Gouda Grits is +$4.

We deliver around Haslet/North Fort Worth, and ordering is at kitchenalibi.com.

Basically, dinner can be one less thing on your list this week. 🍂

10/06/2026

10/02/2026

We know our Chef’s Specials got a little adventurous this week. 😏

But maybe you’re not looking to take your taste buds on an international field trip this weekend.

Maybe you just want a giant tray of pasta, a pile of tacos, football on the TV, and absolutely nobody asking you what’s for dinner.

We can help with that. 😂

🏈 SUNDAY DINNER DRAFT:

🍝 Cajun Pasta
🍝 Million Dollar Spaghetti
🌮 Carnitas Tacos
🌮 Carne Asada Tacos
🧀 Smoked Gouda Chicken with Bacon Jam

First pick is yours.

👇 What are you drafting for Sunday dinner?

And yes… if you ARE feeling adventurous, the Chef’s Specials are still hanging around too. We contain multitudes. 😂

Dinner is handled.
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09/28/2026

This week, we skipped the usual suspects.

No basic “chicken, rice, sauce, call it a day” lineup. We built this week’s Chef’s Specials around lesser-seen cuisines and big flavors you probably don’t run into every Tuesday night.

A few standouts:

🇵🇭 Filipino Chicken Adobo
🌶️ 🇱🇰 Sri Lankan Coconut Curry
🇬🇪 Georgian Beef Kharcho
🌶️ 🇪🇹 Ethiopian Berbere Chicken
🇱🇧 Lebanese Beef Kofta
🇻🇳 Vietnamese Lemongrass Pork
🇵🇪 Peruvian Pollo a la Brasa
🌱 🇹🇷 Turkish Stuffed Eggplant

Some are smoky, some are spicy, some are bright and fresh, and at least one may make you Google a country before dinner. We support educational eating. 😂

And if you’re looking at this list thinking, “I am absolutely not that adventurous,” no worries. You can always build your own meal, or stick with our pasta and taco options. We have a safe lane too. 😆

Individual meals: $14
Family size: $50, feeds 4–6

🚗 Delivery throughout Haslet and surrounding North DFW areas
🌐 Order at KitchenAlibi.com

Dinner is handled.

09/27/2026

We officially added a new little corner to the website:

Behind the Alibi 👀

First up: How Much Catering Food Do You Need for 25, 50 or 100 Guests?

Because apparently “just make enough food” becomes a full-blown math problem the second you’re feeding a crowd.
We put together a practical guide on portions, buffet planning, guest count, and all the little things that can make a big difference when you’re planning an event.
If you’ve ever wondered how much food is actually enough, this one’s for you.

👉 Read it here:

Planning food for 25, 50, or 100 guests? Here’s a practical guide to portions, buffet planning, and the factors that can change how much food you really need.

09/25/2026

LET’S TALK ABOUT THE PART THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS.

Not the logo.
Not the packaging.
Not the pretty pictures.

The food.

Because when you take that first bite of something from Kitchen Alibi, we want you to have that moment where you stop talking for a second because it’s just that good.

The chicken should be juicy.
The pasta should be rich and comforting.
The sauces should actually taste homemade.
The seasoning should build with every bite.

And when you’re finished?

You should already be thinking about when you can have it again.

We don’t want to make food that’s fine.

We want to make the kind of food where you take a bite and think:

“Okay… who made this?”

That’s the standard.

Real food. Big flavor. Made with intention.

That’s Kitchen Alibi.

Order at KitchenAlibi.com

09/22/2026

If your dinner plan this week is currently “figure it out later,” congratulations, you’re our target demographic. 😂🍽️

Kitchen Alibi’s Chef’s Specials are up for the week:

• Smoked Gouda Chicken with Bacon Jam
• Brown Sugar Bourbon Pork Tenderloin
• Steakhouse Beef Tips with Onion Gravy
• Crispy Hot Honey Chicken 🌶️
• Chicken Scampi
• Poblano Cream Steak Bowl 🌶️
• Maple Dijon Salmon
• Wild Mushroom Ravioli with Brown Butter Parmesan 🌱

Individual meals are $14, and family-size meals are $50 and feed about 4–6 people.

We also offer meal prep subscriptions for anyone who would like to save a little money and dramatically reduce the number of times they have to stare into the refrigerator hoping dinner magically appears. 👀

We’re a local Haslet-based family business delivering around North Fort Worth and surrounding areas.

Order at KitchenAlibi.com

We cook. You take the credit.

Kitchen Alibi offers scratch-made catering, meal prep and family meals in Haslet, TX, serving Fort Worth and surrounding communities. Dinner is handled.