Lazy Auss Farm

Lazy Auss Farm Lazy Auss Farm is a hobby farm located in Wise County, TX.

We specialize in cream legbar, black, blue, and BBS Marans, Salmon Faverolles, easter and olive eggers.

10/06/2026

It’s manufacturing week, which means the chickens get treats!

SAME HEN. DIFFERENT DAY.I’m starting to think this girl is just running out of ink. One day she gives me a beautifully s...
09/13/2026

SAME HEN. DIFFERENT DAY.

I’m starting to think this girl is just running out of ink.

One day she gives me a beautifully speckled egg… the next day she apparently sneezed while holding the ink pen.

Same hen. Same coop. Same day-to-day routine. COMPLETELY different eggs.

And honestly? I’m not mad about it. These are the kind of eggs that make collecting eggs way too much fun.

Tell me your favorite:

The “I used the whole ink cartridge” egg
or
The “I’m feeling more subtle today” egg?

Excuse me… but can we talk about these cheeks?! 😍🐔This little cutie is out here serving full fluff, zero shame, and 100%...
04/12/2026

Excuse me… but can we talk about these cheeks?! 😍🐔

This little cutie is out here serving full fluff, zero shame, and 100% main character energy. The rest of the flock knows… those cheeks run the coop 😂

Today we bring you something beautiful from the garden 💜No filters, no fuss—just sunshine, a handful of purple blooms, a...
04/09/2026

Today we bring you something beautiful from the garden 💜

No filters, no fuss—just sunshine, a handful of purple blooms, and a quiet moment in the backyard. This is the kind of beauty you can’t buy in a store… grown with patience, a little dirt, and a lot of love.

It’s a reminder that sometimes the best things aren’t perfect—they’re homegrown, a little wild, and thriving exactly where they’re planted 🌿✨

Well… found this hidden gem today 😅Apparently one of my girls took “Easter egg hunt” a little too seriously and tucked t...
04/01/2026

Well… found this hidden gem today 😅

Apparently one of my girls took “Easter egg hunt” a little too seriously and tucked this one away in the most creative spot possible. Bonus points for effort… minus a few for structural integrity 🤦‍♀️

You can’t convince me chickens don’t have a sense of humor. One minute you’re collecting eggs, the next you’re playing detective in the coop 😂

Farm life: where the eggs are fresh, and the hiding spots are… questionable.

This poor girl!
03/26/2026

This poor girl!

POV: you went out for one egg and the pullets said, “best we can do is a starter pack.” 🥚😅Small eggs, big overachiever e...
03/25/2026

POV: you went out for one egg and the pullets said, “best we can do is a starter pack.” 🥚😅

Small eggs, big overachiever energy 💅✨

🚨🐣 AVAILABLE NOW 🐣🚨From shell to sass in just hours… and yes, these little fluff nuggets are looking for new coops 🏡✨The...
03/19/2026

🚨🐣 AVAILABLE NOW 🐣🚨

From shell to sass in just hours… and yes, these little fluff nuggets are looking for new coops 🏡✨

These fresh hatchlings made their grand entrance and are already full of personality—curious, spunky, and guaranteed to bring a whole lot of joy (and a little chaos) to your flock 💛

✨ Farm-raised
✨ Healthy & thriving
✨ Raised with care (and a lot of love)

If you’ve been thinking about adding to your flock… this is your sign 👀

📩 Message me for details before they’re gone—because chicks this cute NEVER last long!

Berry brunch just got very popular around here 🍓🫐Turn your back for one second and suddenly you’ve got a full flock RSVP...
03/18/2026

Berry brunch just got very popular around here 🍓🫐

Turn your back for one second and suddenly you’ve got a full flock RSVP’ing “YES” to snack time. No manners, no sharing… just a whole lot of beaks deep in blueberries like they pay the feed bill.

Honestly though, this is the kind of chaos I live for—sunshine, happy hens, and a berry buffet that didn’t stand a chance.

Farm life = zero personal space, but 10/10 entertainment 😂🐓

Good morning from Nuggy the Crested Frost Legbar🐓☀️“Just a heads up—I’ve already crowed at the sun, patrolled the yard, ...
03/17/2026

Good morning from Nuggy the Crested Frost Legbar🐓☀️

“Just a heads up—I’ve already crowed at the sun, patrolled the yard, and made sure everyone knows I’m in charge… so if you’re still on your first cup of coffee, you’re behind.” 😌

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Decatur, TX
76234

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