Misfit's Wandering Emporium

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Misfit's Wandering Emporium A Fantasy Style foodery that takes the magic and wonder of DnD and serves food with a little magic .

10/06/2026

Hello wanderers!

I'm sorry for a days later post haha. I've been recovering after the weekend we had.

Thank you to Draculina for the amazing time at Draculina Fest! To all the organizers, The WhiteHead Museums, and all the customers and people that came to see us, thank you for your support. We had a blast, yes a little hurt and sore afterwards but, it was worth it to see everyone, to be out and about, and to cook. I get a few days to recover and PT to boot.

Thank you to Lori's Mystical Treats & Trinkets for helping thought this whole event, I couldn't of don't this without you.

We did out Razzle and had our 3 winners!

1st prize! - Yaya's Boutique
2nd prize - Maricela Calvetti-Plant
3rd - Mr Zac Gone English

We did have at least 3 rolls of 20 for our D20 Dice Roll! So congrats on those winners as well!

Our secret vendor giveaway during day two as we put all the vendors that were at Drac's Fest in a cup and pulled a name.

Winner was Don Pepeโ€™s Nancy!

We had an amazing time, great food from everyone, and missed it all .

WE WILL SEE YOU ALL AT Del Rio Renaissance Faire THIS COMING WEEKEND!!

Updated and announcement will be coming...maybe another Razzle with a twist....๐Ÿ˜‰ Stay tuned for that one!

This is going to be a blast! Don't miss out on the great food, and better music๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽธ
10/01/2026

This is going to be a blast! Don't miss out on the great food, and better music๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽธ

Attention hungry wanderers and feast-seekers! โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ”โœจ Weโ€™ve got a little something special brewing! ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‡ MISFITโ€™S RAZZLE D...
09/29/2026

Attention hungry wanderers and feast-seekers! โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ”โœจ
Weโ€™ve got a little something special brewing! ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ–ค

๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‡ MISFITโ€™S RAZZLE DAZZLE IS HERE! ๐Ÿฆ‡๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ

Weโ€™re gearing up for Draculina Fest, and we decided itโ€™s time to deal out some serious loot beforehand.

Misfitโ€™s Wandering Emporium ร—Lori's Mystical Treats are teaming up for a 3-Winner Razzle Dazzle featuring THREE different prize tiers! ๐ŸŽ‰

Turn a $5 ticket into a royal spread cooked hot and fresh right off our grill at Draculina Fest.

Check out the bounties waiting on the prize table:

๐Ÿ† THE LOOT ๐Ÿ†

๐Ÿฅ‡ 1ST PLACE โ€” THE MISFIT DATE NIGHT โค๏ธ
Two signature mains of your choice โ€” mix & match a burger and/or cheesesteak!
๐ŸŸ 2 orders of seasoned fries
๐Ÿฅค 2 ร— 24oz signature drinks of your choice
๐Ÿ“ 1 dessert โ€” Dubai Chocolate Strawberry Cup OR Loaded Cheesecake Cup

๐Ÿ’ฐ $60 PRIZE VALUE!

๐Ÿฅˆ 2ND PLACE โ€” SOLO CHAMPION + SWEET INDULGENCE ๐Ÿ“
๐Ÿ” 1 main of your choice โ€” burger OR Philly
๐ŸŸ Seasoned fries
๐Ÿฅค 1 ร— 24oz signature drink
๐Ÿซ PLUS a viral Mini Dubai Chocolate Strawberry Cup from Loriโ€™s Mystical Treats!

๐Ÿ’ฐ $30 PRIZE VALUE!

๐Ÿฅ‰ 3RD PLACE โ€” THE CHAMBER & COOKIE COMBO ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ”ฅ
๐ŸŸ 1 order of our NEW Loaded Fries
๐Ÿฅค 1 ร— 24oz signature drink
๐Ÿช 1 BIG ASS COOKIE

๐Ÿ’ฐ $18 PRIZE VALUE!

โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”
๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ GRAB YOUR ENTRIES:

โ€ข 1 Ticket: $5
โ€ข 5 Tickets: $20 (Bundle Value!)

๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Entries will be available until 10/02/2026 11:59 PM.

๐Ÿ“ฒ HOW TO PLAY:

๐Ÿ–ค Shoot us a DM!
or
๐Ÿ–ค Comment OATH or MELT below and weโ€™ll message you ASAP!
or
๐Ÿ–ค Catch us in person and grab your stubs!

๐Ÿ’ป Digital buyers: Your official ticket will be sent to you by message or text if asked.

๐Ÿ’ต We accept: CASH โ€ข CashApp โ€ข Venmo โ€ข Square/Card

๐Ÿ–ค PROCEEDS NOTE:
20% of the total proceeds will be donated to AARC, a local animal rescue dedicated to helping homeless and abandoned animals through rescue, fostering, and adoption๐Ÿพ โ€” a cause we're proud to support as foster families ourselves.

Thank you for supporting our small businesses and helping us give back! ๐Ÿ–คโœจ

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๐Ÿ‘€ AND ONE MORE THING...

KEEP. YOUR. TICKET. HANDY ๐Ÿ–ค

Seriously ๐Ÿ‘€

Weโ€™re not telling you why yet. ๐Ÿคซ
But if youโ€™re at Draculina Fest on Day 2โ€ฆ you might want that little ticket close to you. ๐Ÿฆ‡

More details AFTER the winners are announced. ๐Ÿ–ค

Good food. Sweet treats. A whole lotta Misfit.

๐Ÿ–ค Misfitโ€™s Wandering Emporium ร— Loriโ€™s Mystical Treats & Trinkets ๐Ÿ–ค

โœจ๐Ÿ–ค MISFIT FAMILY โ€” THE REBUILD & REFRESH MENU IS HERE! ๐Ÿ–คโœจAlright, yโ€™allโ€ฆ we said we were going to roll up our sleeves an...
09/16/2026

โœจ๐Ÿ–ค MISFIT FAMILY โ€” THE REBUILD & REFRESH MENU IS HERE! ๐Ÿ–คโœจ

Alright, yโ€™allโ€ฆ we said we were going to roll up our sleeves and get creative, and we meant it! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
Weโ€™ve put together a limited pre-order menu featuring some Misfit favorites, some treats from Loriโ€™s Mystical Treats & Trinkets, and a few brand-new goodies that we originally planned to debut at upcoming markets.
But we figuredโ€ฆ why wait? ๐Ÿ‘€
For this special release, weโ€™re bringing them to YOU first! ๐Ÿ’œ

BREAKFAST IS SERVED TOMORROW! ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿณ
We're kicking things off with a little Misfit Breakfast Drop to get things rolling and get ourselves ready for the exciting days ahead. ๐Ÿ‘€
We've got some great things coming soonโ€ฆ but for now, let's talk BREAKFAST! ๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ“ฃ PRE-ORDERS ARE OPEN TODAY FOR TOMORROW MORNING!
โฐ Pickup available from 6:00 AM โ€“ 11:00 AM
โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”
๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ TOMORROW'S BREAKFAST MENU ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒฎ
๐ŸŒฎ BREAKFAST TACOS โ€” 2 FOR $4! (You can mix and match)
๐Ÿฅ” Potato & Egg
๐Ÿซ˜ Bean & Egg
๐Ÿง€ Bean & Cheese
๐ŸŒถ๏ธ PAPAS MEXICANAS โ€” 2 FOR $5!
PAPAS MEXICANAS W/ EGGS
โž• Add Beans or Cheese to ANY item โ€” $0.50
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๐Ÿฅ‘ Classic Avocado Toast โ€” $7
Two slices of Dave's Killer Bread + creamy avocado + chili flakes + everything bagel seasoning.
๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅ‘ Avocado Toast with Egg โ€” $9
Two slices of Dave's Killer Bread + creamy avocado + egg + chili flakes + everything bagel seasoning.
Because breakfast deserves to be a little โœจfancyโœจ sometimes.
โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”
๐Ÿฅฃ๐ŸŽ A LITTLE SOMETHING SWEET & WHOLESOME
๐Ÿฅฃ Oatmeal Bowls โ€” $5
Warm, delicious oatmeal topped with your choice of fruit & nuts!

โ˜•โœจ DON'T FORGET THE COFFEE! โœจโ˜•
Our handcrafted signature coffees & lattes are $5 for a 16 oz cup! ๐ŸคŽ
๐Ÿช Cookies So Creamy Latte
๐Ÿฅฅ Almond Joy for All!
โœจ ...That's All.
๐ŸŒˆ Sprinkle Dots of Fun!
๐Ÿ“ Fresas con Crema Latte
๐Ÿช Lori's Go-To
๐ŸŒ Going Bananas Latte
๐Ÿฏ Mr. Gold
๐Ÿฅ› Milk alternatives available!
๐Ÿฌ Sugar-free options available!
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๐Ÿชโœจ AND FROM LORI'S MYSTICAL TREATS & TRINKETS... โœจ๐Ÿช
Lori will also have a limited selection of homemade treats available tomorrow!
She's still putting together and baking the final lineup, so keep an eye out for the treats making their appearance. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’œ
Some of these may be familiar favoritesโ€ฆ and some may be a little sneak peek of things we've been working on behind the scenes... here are a few so farโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‰

๐Ÿช Homemade Banana Oatmeal Cream Pies โ€” $4 each
๐Ÿช Homemade Raspberry Oatmeal Cream Pies
๐Ÿช Homemade Original Oatmeal Cream Pies
Soft, chewy, homemade goodness with that classic oatmeal cream pie nostalgia.
Sorry, Little Debbieโ€ฆ we've got competition. ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿฅง Apple Pie Egg Rolls โ€” 2 for $5 each
Crispy, golden, sweet apple-pie-filled goodness! ๐Ÿคค๐ŸŽ
๐Ÿฅง Dubai Wonton Bites โ€”
Crispy, crunchy, chocolaty, pistachio filled bites!
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๐Ÿ“ฒ WANT TO PRE-ORDER?
Text your order to:
๐Ÿ“ฑ (830) 282-4225
OR
๐Ÿ’ฌ Send us a message directly through Messenger!
๐Ÿ“ Pickup will be from our home location.
The pickup address will be provided once your order is confirmed.
โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”
๐ŸŒฎ + โ˜• + ๐Ÿฅ‘ + ๐Ÿฅฃ + ๐Ÿช + ๐Ÿฅง
WE'VE GOT YOUR MORNING COVERED! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’œ
Whether you're grabbing breakfast before work, feeding the family, or just need an excuse to treat yourselfโ€ฆ we've got something for you!
And as always, thank you for supporting our little businesses. Every order, share, comment, and bit of encouragement helps us keep moving forward and doing what we love. ๐Ÿ–ค
We can't wait to cook for y'all tomorrow morning!

โœจ MISFIT'S FIZZY ELIXIRS ร— THE LAVENDER RABBITโœจ โ€ฆ. ๐Ÿ˜‰

See y'all bright and early! ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒฎโ˜•

09/12/2026

โœจ Hey Misfit family, JP here with a heavyhearted update, but holding on to hope for the silver lining. โœจ

Lori and I have always believed in keeping things 100% honest with you all, and right now, we are rolling up our sleeves to work through a really relentless few weeks...

Between sudden family loss, battling back-to-back illnesses, unexpected vehicle repairs, and myself currently out of commission with a severe back injury, our energy and reserves have been pushed to their absolute limits. To top it all off, essential business setup items were recently damaged, and the costly repairs and replacements are threatening our ability to make it to our upcoming scheduled events.

Giving up on our passion, the events, and the amazing people we've poured our hearts into isn't an option for us. It would break our hearts if we couldn't get out there to do what we do bestโ€”serving and creating for you all. We have so much fun at every single event we go to, and we have so many exciting things still in store to reveal and enjoy with you. We are not going down without a fight.

We arenโ€™t looking for handoutsโ€”we want to work for it. So, weโ€™re adapting, getting creative, and putting together a special "Rebuild & Refresh" Benefit Drop!

Every single purchase will go directly toward repairing and replacing our business setup so we can keep our commitments to upcoming events while I focus on healing up. Lori's Mystical Treats & Trinkets is going to join in on the sale with some of her OG favorites alongside brand-new, never-before-seen items we had planned for upcoming markets that we're debuting early just for this release.

To keep production manageable for Lori while my back recovers, this will be a strictly limited pre-order menu.

The official post with the full menu, item descriptions, and ordering details will be going up very soon, so please keep an eye out! ๐Ÿ‘€

If you aren't able to grab a treat this round, simply sharing this post, tagging a friend, leaving us a review, or dropping some love in the comments gives us the momentum and encouragement we need right now. Thank you for always standing in our corner and showing up for usโ€”weโ€™re beyond grateful for every single one of you, and we canโ€™t wait to see you on the other side of this rough patch!

With love,

Misfit (Jp) & Lori

Good evening Misfit family! We have been a bit quiet and working behind the scenes to update and change a few things. We...
08/15/2026

Good evening Misfit family! We have been a bit quiet and working behind the scenes to update and change a few things. We have lots of events coming up and this was a well deserved little time off to rest and recover.

With Halloween ๐ŸŽƒ right around the corner we wanted to prepare our fall menu with a little extra toil and trouble . We've been cooking up some new and exciting drinks in the laboratory and we wanted to share the first in our new line of dirty energy drinks .

I present to you .... Chemical X!!! ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿงซ

A mad scientist can't give away all the secrets but there is definitely snips , snails , and puppy dog tails โš—๏ธ๐Ÿฅผ!

Look to see more amazing drinks soon , so stayed tuned in. Till next time Misfit out! โœŒ๐Ÿฝ

Hey Misfit family! I know it's a bit late in the evening, but we had a catering event and had some food left over tonigh...
08/09/2026

Hey Misfit family!

I know it's a bit late in the evening, but we had a catering event and had some food left over tonight.

We're here at the Casa De La Cultura with a few burgers and Phillys left!

$11 Burger and fries
$13 Cheese steak Sandwiches with fries

Come and get um while they're hot!

07/19/2026

Howdy. Great turn out yesterday!!!

๐Ÿค  ๐‡๐จ๐ฐ๐๐ฒ ๐Œ๐ข๐ฌ๐Ÿ๐ข๐ญ ๐…๐š๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒ! It's been a while, but with recent changes, we had to take a step back and reevaluate some things...
07/08/2026

๐Ÿค  ๐‡๐จ๐ฐ๐๐ฒ ๐Œ๐ข๐ฌ๐Ÿ๐ข๐ญ ๐…๐š๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒ! It's been a while, but with recent changes, we had to take a step back and reevaluate some things.

With that being said, we are excited to announce that Misfits will be doing a ๐๐”๐‘๐†๐„๐‘ ๐’๐€๐‹๐„ this ๐“๐‡๐”๐‘๐’๐ƒ๐€๐˜, ๐‰๐”๐‹๐˜ ๐Ÿ—๐“๐‡!

๐Ÿ” ๐๐‘๐„-๐Ž๐‘๐ƒ๐„๐‘ ๐๐Ž๐– by calling ๐Ÿ“ฒ or texting ๐Ÿ“ฑ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ-๐Ÿ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ-๐Ÿ’๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ.

๐Ÿ” ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐Œ๐ข๐ฌ๐Ÿ๐ข๐ญ ๐๐ฎ๐ซ๐ ๐ž๐ซ ๐Œ๐ž๐š๐ฅ โ€“ $๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ
Includes a classic single-patty burger with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, and cheddar cheese (your choice!).

๐ŸŸ ๐น๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘’๐‘  ๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘’ ๐‘–๐‘›๐‘๐‘™๐‘ข๐‘‘๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž ๐‘Ž๐‘™๐‘™ ๐‘š๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘™๐‘ !
๐Ÿ“ฆ ๐ด๐‘™๐‘™ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘–๐‘š๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ก๐‘  ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘™๐‘™ ๐‘๐‘’ ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘˜๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘ ๐‘’๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘™๐‘ฆ ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘ฃ๐‘’๐‘›๐‘–๐‘’๐‘›๐‘๐‘’.

๐Ÿฅ“ ๐ธ๐‘ฅ๐‘ก๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘’๐‘  ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘’ ๐‘Ž๐‘ฃ๐‘Ž๐‘–๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘™๐‘’ ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘Ž๐‘› ๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘‘๐‘–๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘Ž๐‘™ ๐‘โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘”๐‘’.

๐Ÿฅค ๐๐ž๐š๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐‡๐ž๐š๐ญ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐š ๐‘๐ž๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ƒ๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ค!
Pair your meal with one of our signature ๐…๐ˆ๐™๐™๐˜ ๐„๐‹๐ˆ๐—๐ˆ๐‘๐’ (๐ƒ๐ข๐ซ๐ญ๐ฒ ๐’๐จ๐๐š๐ฌ), ๐Ÿน ๐ˆ๐ง๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž๐ ๐“๐ž๐š๐ฌ, or ๐’๐ก๐š๐ค๐ž๐ง ๐Ÿ‹ ๐‹๐ž๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐š๐๐ž๐ฌ!!

โšก ๐‡๐˜๐ƒ๐‘๐€๐“๐ˆ๐Ž๐ ๐๐Ž๐Ž๐’๐“: For this intense Del Rio heat, you can add a ๐ก๐ฒ๐๐ซ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐›๐จ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ to any drink for just ๐Ÿ“๐ŸŽยข. We want to make sure our Misfit family stays safe and cool!

โ˜• Need a caffeine kick? We also have 4 ๐ฌ๐ข๐ ๐ง๐š๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ž ๐ฅ๐š๐ญ๐ญ๐ž๐ฌ available for $๐Ÿ“ each! ๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿ”

While you're out getting lunch, don't forget ๐Ÿช dessert!! Lori's Mystical Treats & Trinkets is having a sale along with me! She is incredibly excited to share some news for her baking side and trinkets side of things. Keep your eyes on her page for the announcement and update!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

๐ŸŽซ ๐–๐ž ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐›๐ž ๐ญ๐š๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž-๐จ๐ซ๐๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ ๐ฎ๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐ฅ ๐ฆ๐ข๐๐ง๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐จ๐ง ๐–๐ž๐๐ง๐ž๐ฌ๐๐š๐ฒ! Get yours in before spots fill up!

We take ๐Ÿ’ฒ Cashapp, ๐Ÿ’ต Ca$h , ๐Ÿ’ณ card, venmo, and PayPal, can pay over the phone if desired.

Grab a snack or a hand crafted gourmet latte. They are Misfit approved . So freaking good. ๐Ÿคค
06/24/2026

Grab a snack or a hand crafted gourmet latte. They are Misfit approved . So freaking good. ๐Ÿคค

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