The Board Housewife

06/20/2026

🍓Beautiful food, zero stress.

🎉 From backyard gatherings to pool parties and sunset dinners.

🍉 We’ve got the apps covered.

🧀 Beautifully crafted boards made for sharing.

☀️Summer hosting, made easy with The Board Housewife.

06/18/2026

At Coterie Commons, you know we’re a women’s empowerment kind of place… but we also really love a good dad. Especially the ones who hype us up and let us do our thing. 🙌

Father’s Day is almost here — and we have gifts for:

🪵 the dad who loves to cook
🐠 the dad who loves a day on the water
🧀 the foodie dad
🪴 the plant loving dad

So swing by if you’re still looking for something unique for your special guy!

06/17/2026

Summer is calling — and we’re answering with bubbles. 🥂

Join Harry Jones Jr. | Certified Sommelier and me on July 22nd for Summer Sparkling — an evening of eight sparkling wines from around the world, each paired with an artisan cheese curated by The Board Housewife.

Harry will guide you through each pour with the kind of knowledge that’ll have you sounding very impressive at your next dinner party. 😄

As always, the room is set just for you — intimate, intentional, and a little bit special.

$75pp · Reservations required · 6:30pm

Link in bio to reserve your seat. ✨

06/03/2026

05/27/2026

Highly recommend you snag the last few spots for Bravo Trivia: Non Housewives Edition this Friday!!! It’s gonna be soooooo good!

Details and sign up at the link in bio.

05/24/2026

April showers brought May flowers in this month’s Cheese of the Month box 🌸🧀

Filled with floral-inspired flavors, our May box featured:
• Alp Blossom — an alpine cheese coated in edible flowers
• Flouwer & Co Artisan Crackers
• Flour & Flower caramel popcorn with rose petals
• Apricot jam
• Edible flower packet

Interested in joining our Cheese of the Month Club? There’s still time to sign up for June!

Available for pickup the first week of each month, our thoughtfully curated subscription box includes at least one specialty cheese paired with 3–4 perfectly matched accompaniments. Everything is individually packaged so you can enjoy it at your convenience.

All for just $58/month. No commitment — pause or cancel anytime.

05/23/2026

Rain or shine, we love a good graze!

Call us to come set up for your next event, great for groups of 30 or more.

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05/21/2026

Packing up boards for someone else’s trip on a PJ to BottleRock and I’m over here like… noted, universe.
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