05/11/2022
Tiny breakfast mountain. They’re really getting most of their food out of the field at this point; feeding half the recommended ration and they’re still gaining like crazy.
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Operating as usual
Tiny breakfast mountain. They’re really getting most of their food out of the field at this point; feeding half the recommended ration and they’re still gaining like crazy.
Good morning!
SUMMON THE DAMN TRUCK!
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DC area on Thursday, CVL/RVA on Sunday. Get the meats on our website, link in bio
In nine years, only ever had two chefs work on my slaughter line: @the.messy.chef , way back when we did this thing on a utility trailer under a canopy tent (lol), and now this guy, @intergalactictacos
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They always turn out to be shockingly… unsettlingly……… frighteningly…. at home with the process 😂
Happy Mothers Day thanks for not kicking us outta the house.
Richmond and Charlottesville, we’re doing door to door deliveries in your area this Sunday. Full compliment of all the steaks, all the chops and ribs, all the poultry cuts, and a small amount of eggs. Hit the link in our bio (or Sylvanaqua dot com) to place you order!
I took this picture of my girls exactly one year ago. They saved me, really, at a time when people I’d taken a lot of personal risks for took easy roads to safe spaces. I was told that I was alone, one last drop in a river of lies. I had these two. I had my family. I had my friends. The deadweight and sycophants left, blessing me in a way, with a leaner, lighter ship filled with the people who’d carried me here to this terrifying, but liberating, place
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Nine years ago I made a bold, reckless entrance into agriculture with visions in my head placed there by people with books to sell. I ran into a wall of reality obscured mostly by lies of omission. We got knocked down, got up, dusted ourselves off, moved on, and succeeded
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A year ago I’d tried a bold new thing in food sovereignty with visions in my head placed there by people with something else to sell. I ran into a wall of reality, largely obscured by lies of omission. We got knocked down even harder, got up, dusted off, and moved on
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Stitch is my spirit animal
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It’s rare for me to make the same kind of mistake twice, but I did it here. These intersectional spaces of equity and land and agriculture and care and community are so full of intoxicating, orgastic narratives that it can be difficult to see, through the mist, that there are few examples that match the good words
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I look back on this picture with gratitude to my one-year-younger self that he didn’t quit. I remember snacking on those strawberries and thinking very seriously that I could, and perhaps should, just pack it up, but ultimately deciding to dedicate my work to writing the narratives I wish I’d had in service of things I’m determined to make real in this world before I go home to my grandmothers
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I’ve had the world’s most famous farmer, White nationalists, a whole gaggle of fake farmer celebs, meme accounts, NGOs, pop journalists, and half-a$$ed leftists come for my throat… and all they have is black eyes and lighter wallets to show for it while I stand here more alive and happy and determined than I’ve ever been. I have to believe that someone in the spirit lands is clearing a path for something
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May I live to see it
A #rogueeats two-pack for your Tuesday
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Sylvanaqua ground chicken meatball meals via @plentycville
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Sylvanaqua chicken tortilla soup via @markaustinsmith
A #rogueeats two-pack for your Tuesday
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Sylvanaqua ground chicken meatball meals via @plentycville
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Sylvanaqua chicken tortilla soup via @markaustinsmith
Week 13, which will mark the end of the first quarter of the farm’s season once it’s over
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First two days are field days, getting our finisher herd moved over to a new paddock (which should hopefully encourage them to sit still) and - weather permitting, auctioning off one last set of hogs
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Traditional door to door deliveries return to Charlottesville and Richmond this Sunday with a full compliment of eggs, poultry, beef, and pork, so keep your eyes peeled for ordering to go live again tomorrow afternoon
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Processing another set of birds on Saturday and expecting to have a full crew, so I might be able to IG Live this one. Two kills two weeks in a row before we go on a four-week processing break to take us through Fathers Day
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My field minion Aaron is getting married this week; congratulations to the Bear! I think this also means I’m on chores for 11 days straight so if anybody wants to hang out at my place and help me out… ya know… 🤷🏽♂️
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Have a great week y’all.
Took a quick shot of the van during golden hour outside @thefarmbus @rvacommunityfridges , unloading another umpteen pounds of free sausage, chicken, eggs, etc. at the end of a very long day
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High quality proteins are practically unicorns at food banks, pantries, and community fridges; they disappear VERY quickly (l’ll never forget the 40 lbs of bacon that disappeared in a three minute frenzy of elders and exhausted-looking day laborers at Venable) and are always in higher demand than supply
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Thanks to everyone who helped us meet and surpass our $7,500 April mutual aid goal to make this all possible, and to lay the foundations for new, sovereign food systems and supply chains
It’s Wednesday. It’s your daughter’s birthday, so you plan to take it easy
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Retorteth God, “lol.”
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I get a call at 7:30am that our pigs were spotted nosing around our field trucks, which is a solid 800 feet from where they should be. Once I get to the field, they’re in a completely different field
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This is my fault. A few days ago I was TRYING TO BE GOOD and tightening the pigs’ paddock fence, had disconnected one of the sides, and forgot to reconnect it. So one whole side of the paddock went completely uncharged for a good three days
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The fact that 80% of the pigs were still in their paddock at all was a miracle, especially since we still have our last set of OopsPiglets in with that herd (which is a no-no, because they don’t really respect fences and give the bigger pigs a bad example)
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When this happens, I’ll load them into the corral with a single electric wire turned up to level Thor. Once they settle down and stop trying to get out, they’ve usually re-remembered the awesome power of the wire. This usually take less than an hour in a tight space (another reason I re-did the corral design)
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The fun part today was snatching all the piglets from that group - since I had em anyway - to take to the growout enclosure, where they can’t cause trouble till they’re 100 lbs or so, at which point they join the finishing herd. Didn’t get em all, but enough to make easy work of catching the rest on Friday and to (hopefully) discourage a piglet-led breakout before then
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And now my whole body hurts
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End rant
Everyone, meet Terry
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No hokey, straw-stuffed, overalled pumpkin heads on this farm. Terry is the chiseled, stylish, moist (oh yeah), offensively stereotypical QueerCrow™️ of your dreams, of a hawk and bald eagle’s nightmares, and whose glory will no longer be suffocated under a blanket of ranch culture’s one-dimensional masculinity
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Terry is White. Terry is hairless. Terry has no head, because look at that a—. Terry cannot turn left
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Feel free to send Terry new outfits and have them featured in this feed
Week 11, including rare shots of me and the family at work
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I usually don’t have the kids around on the ranch; between the vehicles and trailers, large mammals, sharp metal edges, and pervasive manure, farms really aren’t terribly safe places for young kids when you’re working with volume
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Busy week! Our last set of Spring broilers arrives; pigs are being moved hither and thither all over the property, and we at long last are bringing in beef from our packer
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The market van is also hitting the road on Tuesday (DC/BALT) and Sunday (RVA) loaded with eggs, beef, poultry and pork in the formal debut of our new distribution experiment
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Nice thing about this model is that it reduces reliance on filling the truck with bulky retail orders that tend to carry a lot of empty space. It lets us devote more truck space to mutual aid, less time to packing and less money to packaging (retail customers may note the delivery fee has been lowered slightly), and gives us time to actually talk to people instead of dropping boxes and running off in a big hurry to the next drop
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Our second poultry harvest is this Saturday! We might IG live it… depending on how fast I wanna get done to have beers afterwards. Probably not… but maybe
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Visit our website to get the food truck to stop at your door!
Y’all are probably gonna look at me like I’m crazy as this Easter bunny… but the door to door farmers market was a lot of fun, so I’m gonna do it again. Except a little more organized-like this time
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Here’s the list of locations and dates for the rest of April:
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Tuesday, April 19: Baltimore and Washington, D.C. areas
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Sunday, April 24: Richmond, Virginia and surrounding area
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Thursday, April 28: Charlottesville and Fredericksburg, Virginia and surrounding areas
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The truck hangs out from 10AM - 4PM
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Here’s how to get the truck to come to your house… restaurant… office… daycare… book club… cookout… wherever you’re gonna be that day:
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1.) Go to the website to reserve the truck
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2.) When you checkout, select your location and, optionally, let me know in the order details section what times you’d prefer I get there (I’ll do the best I can)
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3.) The day before market, I’ll send you an email with a 15-20 minute window of when I’ll arrive at your location
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4.) The truck shows up, I’ll hand you a menu (menu items will be posted on IG and Twitter the day before), you choose what you like and pay by cash, credit card, Venmo, whatever
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Feel free to have your friends, neighbors, family, or whomever show up to shop with you. It’s a party; the more the merrier :-)
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If you’re not able to reserve the truck on the website (or if you’re just feeling lucky) that’s fine; you can always shoot me a DM or text message on market day with your phone number and address and I’ll do the best I can to get to you… I just can’t guarantee I’ll make it unless you take one of the reservation slots on the website
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CHEFS AND GROCERS: I’m also happy to stop at restaurants and markets; wholesale pricing applies! The truck will be ABSOLUTELY LOADED, including with eggs as soon as these friggin hens decide to stop holding out on me. Shoot me a DM and I’ll swing by, or reserve a slot on the website
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Looking forward to seeing y'all. Reservations are open on the website now
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Sincerely,
Your bizarrely extroverted farmer
106 Castle Dr
Earlysville, VA
22520
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