Tiny House Homestead

08/27/2026

Apparently they didn’t like the emails that so many people sent through the auto system.

So y’all!!
BLOW THEIR PHONES UP!!
I know you can send a quick text 😉

Umm-hmm....sure.

And BTW, we don't want 2,000 acres turned into solar and battery farms, either! Put this crap somewhere where the farm land isn't some of the best in our state!

Please call/text our County Commissioners. Urge them to approve a 6-month moratorium on this plan.

Joe Kaimann: 636-358-7646
Mike Mueller: 660-651-6049
Matt Bass: 314-574-6595

08/27/2026

Dolly’s due date is September 8, but looking at her bag, I think she is going to go late 😬

08/27/2026

Would you be nervous if a cow was free ranging in the yard while you were staying at an Airbnb?

Marjorie decided to walk across the cattle guard again to help trim the grass 🤦‍♀️

08/27/2026

Why don’t I just go buy another cow since I’m short on milk? I know a lot of y’all have been think this…

Here are some of my reasons:
1. Because cows are expensive
2. Because we only have so many acres
3. Because I was dumping milk this summer when we were in full production mode
4. Because I have all of these gorgeous heifers that will be getting added to the milk line starting in January.

All of these girls have a piece of my heart and my not willing to swap them out for a girl I haven’t built a relationship with.

Thank you to everyone for your patience during this tight period. We are doing our best to keep and remember everyone.

For those that don’t want to be patient—I suggest you buy your own dairy cow 😂😂😂
But I think we have weeded through those people over the years 😬😬

08/26/2026

Working with Opal.
Training her that coming into the milk barn can be rewarding.

Opal is due to calf in January, so we really need to start working with our communication and expectations 😂😂

08/26/2026

08/26/2026

Sharing for me to go back to watch later—and I have a hard time finding my “saved” videos.

And can anyone else relate to misspeaking multiple times like the gal in this video? 😂😂

08/25/2026

Hopefully this will help with getting a little bit more milk in the tank 🙏🙏
Although this little guys momma has also been helping feed Reese’s orphan calf.

We are currently booked out several days ahead, so please be patient with me when it comes to milk pickup—and a little reminder that you are on your way never hurts, just in case I forget about your order 😬

08/25/2026

We have some exciting news!!!!

If your algorithms are anything like mine, there are two stories filling your newsfeed—the Clancy case and where is Trump finding this discount beef.

Have you heard some conspiracy theories on what and where the beef is coming from? 😳😳😳

If I didn’t already not trust red meat from the store, I definitely wouldn’t be buying red meat from the store (or restaurants) from now until November…

All of that to say—one of our neighbors swapped some butcher dates with us and we will have beef available to purchase at the milk barn by the end of September!

Our original butcher dates were in December, but having some great neighbors is working in our favor 🥰🥰

Pricing and more details will be coming soon.

Picture of 5 (because most beef cows don’t have names 🙄) and NO she is not one that is going to the freezer because she is just to pretty to eat and her job is to be a stay in the pasture mommy and raise future American beef 🇺🇸

08/25/2026

Milk orders are closed for Wentzville meetup!
I need to bottle before messaging a few people back to make sure we have enough milk to fill those orders.

I’m running a bit behind due to one of my babies being sick 😔 (I guess they should have been drinking more milk 🤪)

Picture of Cookie who says that once she calves she will help with the milk shortage 😂😂