The Sassy Squeeze

05/09/2026

Had the best time celebrating the last day of school with the seniors at Evergreen High School today 🎉🍋

Thank you for letting Sassy be a small part of such a fun and memorable day! We loved getting to celebrate with all of you as you close out this chapter.

Wishing all the graduating seniors the very best of luck in your future endeavors — go do amazing things 💛🎓

05/02/2026

We SOLD OUT at Wilmot… y’all really said no lemons left behind 🍋😅

Missed your fix? Don’t panic—we’re back at tomorrow 2–6. Redemption round starts then 💛

05/01/2026

“Colorado kids: ‘It’s spring!’
Colorado weather: ‘No ❤️’

Snow today, lemonade tomorrow 🍋❄️
Come warm up with us at the Wilmot Spring Dance!
🕔 5–7 PM”

04/27/2026

04/22/2026

Squeezing a little greener this 🌎💛

This summer, kids can order their lemonade in these reusable, sustainable buckets—because saving the planet should be fun (and come with a whole lot of lemonade). 🍋

Same sass. Better impact.

04/05/2026

Somebunny spiked Sassy’s lemonade… you just can’t see it 👀🐰🍋🍸
Happy Easter from Sassy Squeeze—remember bad decisions taste better with lemon 🍋😉

03/31/2026

New hat, who dis? 🐾 Our hats are built for adventure — even if your adventure is destroying every stick in Colorado.🏔️Grab yours before they’re gone-store link in bio.

03/09/2026

Breaking news: Wilmot Elementary just upgraded Evergreen Middle’s staff lounge with fresh squeezed lemonade 🍋🚨
We’re here doing the important work.

03/05/2026

Books. Burritos. Lemonade. Mountain vibes.
Honestly…what more do you need? 📚🌯🍋

We’re so excited to be part of this Books & Brunch retreat with at !

Good news: there are still a few spots left…but probably not for long. Go grab one before someone else beats you to the burritos. Sign up link in bio

02/14/2026

We’ve got a winner! 💘 Big love to everyone who entered — and a huge congrats to ! You’re officially the Valentine’s Day MVP. 🍋🖤