Greene Acres Funny Farm

Greene Acres Funny Farm We are Jadyn and Jordan, and this is our little funny farm. We rescue dogs from time to time, and we enjoy hobby farming and homesteading! Located in Galena, MO!
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06/15/2026

Giving first dibs here…

I’ve got 2 Chocolate (dark, very nice) and 1 Black (split chocolate) Showgirl Silkie chicks available!

Just hatched today, I just didn’t know naked neck was possible in the eggs I bought, and I personally only want normal Silkies! 🙂

Parent stock is out of Kathie Fox with Fox Farms and are very nice quality birds!

Also, a lot of hundred dollars later…WE HAVE AIR CONDITIONING!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
06/13/2026

Also, a lot of hundred dollars later…

WE HAVE AIR CONDITIONING!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I have OFFICIALLY replied to ALL messages! Whew!!!! In case you miss them, here is what’s left! Will make a deal on a bu...
06/13/2026

I have OFFICIALLY replied to ALL messages! Whew!!!!

In case you miss them, here is what’s left!

Will make a deal on a bulk order!

11 Brown Red Cochin Bantams
1 Silver Duckwing OEGB
3 Goth Eggers
10 Black Ameraucanas
2 Olive Eggers
23 Barred Rocks

06/12/2026

Dear customers,

I am going to let you in on my life right now.

Today, I left my home at 7AM. It is 8:40PM and I have yet to make it home. Every day this week, I’ve been home long enough to MAYBE eat dinner, change my clothes, and go to bed. My amazing partner has manned the farm all week, none of which is his responsibility.

On the flip side of that, we have been living without air conditioning in our living room/kitchen for over a month. I have no air conditioning in my truck. I need a new tire on my truck. & the list goes on, and on.

I am telling you this, not to ask for your pity, I don’t want it. I’m telling you this because I have received some angry messages this week, telling me how I must not need to get rid of chicks that bad if I won’t even reply.

I need to get rid of chicks so bad, it’s not even funny. Not because there’s anything wrong with them. Not because I hate them. Because I am paying so much money to keep these animals alive, to keep myself alive, and in the same breath, being so busy that I literally cannot reply to messages, comments, or meet anyone for chicks, unless they can be exactly where I will be on any given day.

I need to get rid of chicks and chickens so bad. Desperately, at this point. But what do I do when I get home after 9PM, and haven’t even had a moment to eat food? To say hi to my partner? To even take care of the animals I need to get rid of? Thank GOD for my partner, or I don’t know what I would do right now.

I am BEGGING for your patience. I am on my virtual knees, begging you to be polite and respectful of my time. I am BEGGING you to understand that two things can be true. I need to get rid of chicks and chickens so bad that my bank account is bleeding, but I have ZERO time to even do so?

I will be free Saturday and Sunday. If you need or want chicks, I will reply to you Saturday morning. I hope that you’ve had enough patience to not write me all the way off, and are willing to meet me this weekend. The chicks are here. They’re waiting. They’re waiting for ME. I appreciate each and every one of you that has been interested, and if this has turned you off of buying chicks from me, I completely understand. All I ask is that you please be respectful. I have shared my personal life with you, in hopes that I don’t have to read one more angry message. Please.

Thank you all, and have a good evening.

06/09/2026

‼️ PSA ‼️

I am working in clinic this week! That means I will NOT have my phone at all, and I’ll be getting home late, followed by chores and other responsibilities. Please practice patience as I return messages as soon as I am able to actually hold a conversation for more than 30 seconds.

Thank you everyone, and stay cool!!

BEST DEAL YOU’LL EVER GET! I am tired of cleaning brooders, buying chick feed, and having the extra chore for dang near ...
06/08/2026

BEST DEAL YOU’LL EVER GET!

I am tired of cleaning brooders, buying chick feed, and having the extra chore for dang near no reason.

FROM NOW UNTIL THEYRE SOLD!!!!!

ALL CHICKS 💲2️⃣ EACH! MINIMUM OF TEN UNLESS YOU PICK UP DIRECTLY FROM US!

Millie Fleur d’Uccles
PURE AMERAUCANAS BLACK AND BLUE
Cochin Bantams
Black Silkie
Ayam Cemanis
Zombies
Barred Rocks
Silver Duckwing Old English Game Bantams
Olive Eggers (second gen dark green eggs)
Goth Eggers (Fibrocauanas)
Easter Eggers
Unknowns (Black S*x Link I think)

I’ve been in a difficult position at work, completely overwhelmed and stressed out. This means I’m not on my phone much ...
06/05/2026

I’ve been in a difficult position at work, completely overwhelmed and stressed out. This means I’m not on my phone much at all, let alone this page.

I am fully aware that I have messages to reply to, but this is a tough time for me! I’m doing my best to get to people when I can.

In the meantime, enjoy:

Our first Lavender Ameraucana pullet getting ready to head to its new home! I cannot WAIT to see how she develops! She had the most massive beard and muffs as a chick, just in her ugly phase now. Look at those slate legs tho 😍

& two chicks that a broody mama hatched today! Hopefully there will be more 🙂

Here we go! 5 Easter Egger hens, ages unknown but laying daily. 5 Cinnamon Queen hens, ages unknown but get 3-4 eggs a d...
06/01/2026

Here we go!

5 Easter Egger hens, ages unknown but laying daily.
5 Cinnamon Queen hens, ages unknown but get 3-4 eggs a day
1 Large Fowl Barred Cochin hen
2 White Silkie hens
1 Cali White x Leghorn hen, lays ginormous eggs.

Galena, MO. Will meet within 30 minutes for singles, an hour for the whole group! PM for info!

05/31/2026

We took an opportunity on some very nice quality Silkies, and are going to part with some of our lower pet quality birds to help pay for them.

Posting them as soon as the rain goes away 🙄 I’m over the rain, this place is a swamp!

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Galena, MO

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