08/30/2026
If you're one of the new people who found us because Facebook threw the Great Turkey Pile of 2026 into your feed, welcome!
I wish I could tell you things are normally more dignified around here. They are not. Not even a little bit. Honestly, the turkey pile was a pretty accurate introduction.
The turkeys pretty much run my world. I'm just here to love them, raise them, and make sure everybody stays alive while they do whatever the hell it is they've decided we're doing that day. 😂