08/05/2026
Our Very Own Cletus had an interview today!
Cletus' Corner:
An Exclusive Interview
π€ Good afternoon, Cletus! Thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule."
π¦ Cletus: "Happy to be here... I had to cancel my dust bath, but you're worth it."
π€ Cletus, what's your favorite thing to do?"
π¦ Cletus: "Strut around like I own the place and remind the chickens who's got the fanciest feathers."
π€ "Do you ever get into trouble?"
π¦ Cletus: "Only when I see my reflection. That handsome fella always wants to fight."
π€ "What's your biggest fear?"
π¦ Cletus: "Running out of snacks... and hearing someone mention Thanksgiving."
π€ "What's your advice for everyone seeing you today?"
π¦ Cletus: "Walk proud, gobble loud, take lots of naps, and don't let anyone ruffle your feathers!"
π€ "Well said, Cletus! Thanks for stopping by."
π¦ Cletus: "Anytime! Now if you'll excuse me, I have important turkey business to attend to."
π€ "What kind of business?"
π¦ Cletus: "Looking fabulous." ππ¦ Karen Davis Gardner Vicki Harzmovitch