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Hooves of Chaos A farm with spoiled and happy animals. Registered Nubians are my highest achievement so far!

08/27/2026

I can't believe it! I think my alpha gal is in remission! Went to Dr. Christensen in Coffeyville, Ks. for NAET treatment. (tiny shocks to pressure points.) I had some bacon with breakfast, steak for lunch, and am fixing to have pizza!!! I can eat my rabbit and drink my goat's milk again! 🄳
Now, to make absolutely sure I don't get bitten by a tick again!!!
I'm so excited!

I hunt all around the block, and then find them here, waiting for me to let them back in like it was my fault they were ...
08/10/2026

I hunt all around the block, and then find them here, waiting for me to let them back in like it was my fault they were out to begin with!
Well...it's been a while since any got out so guess I shouldn't gripe too much. *chuckle* Oiy.

So having alpha gal has given me new purpose. I have discovered muscovy ducks taste a lot like beef, especially the brea...
08/03/2026

So having alpha gal has given me new purpose. I have discovered muscovy ducks taste a lot like beef, especially the breast. I have decided to seriously upgrade production for the alpha gal folk in the area. Right now I have over 35 ducklings growing healthy and strong. All the males and some of the females are going to the cone.
I now also have my paperwork that allows me to sell fowl and rabbit meat! If you're interested in rabbit or muscovy, let me know! I've already got rabbit in the freezer, and will have muscovy soon!

06/12/2026

Ugh. Alpha gal is kicking my butt, not from the allergy, but because I can't have mammal-based gelatin anymore. Without it, the bulging disks in my back are screaming in stabby pain. And apparently you just can't buy chicken gelatin. At all.
But...50 cornish cross are now in the freezer. Just 25 next month...and 25 the month after that to go... ow.
So ironic I ordered these birds not having a clue I'd be diagnosed with alpha gal. Now birds are the only bloody meat I can have. Alligator and fish/shellfish are awesome, but I'm a very red meat kinda gal. This isn't going to be easy.
At least I can cook the bones down to make chicken gelatin. Once again, owning a farm is saving me!
Muscovy ducks taste like beef, so that will help, too. I wonder what it would take to raise ostrich or emu...*ponders*

Why are you on the wrong side of the fence, little brat? Oh...because the stream washed a hole clean in the fence. >.< 1...
06/03/2026

Why are you on the wrong side of the fence, little brat? Oh...because the stream washed a hole clean in the fence. >.<
15 minutes and a mad mama goat on a leash later, he's back where he belongs. LOL

What do I do so my farm hand knows who to kill and who to leave? I get the bright idea to fill a water gun with heavily ...
06/03/2026

What do I do so my farm hand knows who to kill and who to leave? I get the bright idea to fill a water gun with heavily food-colored water and sq**rt sq**rt! (Warning: I had forgotten over the years...water guns leak! I looked down when I was done and my hand was very, very red! LOL!) But it worked!

06/01/2026

So I forgot to take pictures because I was so happy, but I just harvested my first row of broccoli. Grown with rabbit manure in the soil and netting over the top, they absolutely thrived! Big heads, NO BUGS! I can't wait to see how many side shoots I get!
Oh, and for the record, 7 heads turned out to be about 3.5lbs of frozen broccoli, give or take more than a few chunks stolen by hungry kids both before and after blanching! LOL

05/31/2026

Someone in a homestead group I'm in asked what animal makes the most profit. Really, the old saying, 'don't keep all your eggs in one basket' is the best possible advice I could give. Having multiple types of creatures, and a good garden, is the best, wisest course of action when trying to keep yourself afloat. That, and don't overload your land with too many animals!

Everything makes a small profit when I actually get off my duff and sell stuff. The beef, if you could call it a profit, by far saves us the most money, big time! We don't sell, but raise one or two for the freezer every year. We butcher our own. HUGE detail! I also supplement milk replacer with extra goat milk, which makes the calves grow faster, healthier, and cheaper.
The rabbits consistently pull their weight with a small $5/rabbit profit when I sell. The goats...I just switched to registered, so I'm not sure. Sales of milk and meat have in the past easily paid for hay, grain, meds, and a (very) low wage for my time.
The chickens...well when I'm only doing layers, they run about even. Meat birds eat me out of house and home, but this year only because I was stupid and ordered more than our scraps could supplement. I also leave boards laying around the chicken pen, and turn them over regularly to provide extra worms and other bugs. Works in all but the driest of times.
Now, take into account, I limit my animal numbers strictly so that they have lots of room and grazing, aside from the rabbits and chickens, who live on hay and pellets to avoid worm loads and diseases. My layer hens get all our veggy scraps and garden weeds, and the dogs get the meat scraps and a couple eggs every day to supplement the cheapest dogfood I can get. Manure goes on the compost pile and feeds the garden, which helps feed the animals and us.
In summary, the beef brings in the most in quantity, but the goats really are the most efficient and by far the easiest to handle. Meat goats are selling for nearly as much as beef on the hoof right now, and until the beef craze, they brought in 3 times more. They don't damage the land like cattle, will take care of all your weeds, and test your fences to the utmost to make sure nothing can get in or out, by showing you every hole, themselves. LOL
It's difficult to bring in a lot of money farming, unless you use industrial methods. It's a labor of love, that hopefully pays for a little extra.

OOPS! Ok, this boy's mama wasn't supposed to be bred until this fall, but she decided she was going to have her fun, any...
05/25/2026

OOPS! Ok, this boy's mama wasn't supposed to be bred until this fall, but she decided she was going to have her fun, anyway.
Thankfully, I only have one buck on the place, there are no others within miles, and this little guy is insanely handsome!
Perfect birth, was clean and dry when I got to the barn yesterday morning, and his Mama gave me a full quart of colostrum this morning on her very first milking! The bloodlines are beautiful, he's cute as a button, and the mama is healthy and happy, so I'm super happy, too! He'll be available for sale in a couple months, or sooner if someone wants to take him as a bottle baby. (After I make certain he takes a bottle well.)
And yes, he can be registered!

This girl is one of my early March babies! She's grown so much and is now big enough to eat on the milk stand! She, and ...
05/25/2026

This girl is one of my early March babies! She's grown so much and is now big enough to eat on the milk stand!
She, and her half sister, are also almost ready to sell. I'll be tattooing and vaccinating shortly. Both will be registerable, and have great lines! Their mamas milk easily and give about a gallon a day. I can weigh milk production if you like.
I'll get bloodlines posted when I officially put them up for sale.

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