The Vulgar Foodie reviews

06/06/2026

PSA: NY pizza is good. Keyword: GOOD. The place itself? FU***NG SUCKS. Would I travel, or swoon over it ever again? NOPE!

But I will say, in Flushing is as consistent as they come. It’s just as I remembered…sauce is a bit too sweet for my liking, but overall, solid slice (minus the stupid fu***ng sign on the bathroom door).

On a more serious note: **kNY. This place is an absolute s**t-hole, and it’s getting worse every minute. The attitudes are out of control…I mean, we were a brash group to begin with, but now, just total s**t heads everywhere.

We have better pizza in the upstate of SC.

06/04/2026

Pure bliss on a bun…holy f**kkkkkk

Bring your appetite and try a burger stacked with bacon, bleu cheese, creamy buffalo sauce, pickled celery, and crispy onion straws. Which classic topping would you never skip on your burger? 🧀🥓

06/04/2026

Tonight, the wife was in the mood for BURGERS! Haven’t been able to visit as many pizza places as I’d have liked, but, it is what it is.

We stopped off at in Ronkonkoma, Long Island. We had the “Switchmaster”, which was a double bacon with all the tasty fixins, SLAMMED BETWEEN TWO GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES?! Oh, and regular old double bacon that my wife got…

Just as amazing as I remember it being…a straight up, fresh, honest to god burger. Hand cut fries, MARTINS POTATO ROLLS, and fu***ng juicy perfection!

F**k Five Guys - No, DONT F**K 5 GUYS, YOU WHORE…meaning “forget them!”, and come visit these great people who made these delicious burgers!

Sadly, not pictured, the handout fries…very healthy portion (large) for $4.75.

Extremely reasonable for our visit!

06/03/2026

Diner breakfast on day 1! $108 plus tax…

We used to frequent this place 5 years ago…It truly is just as great as we remember it being.

It’s immensely expensive. Still, seriously delicious.

Would you do this a couple times a week? HELL NO. Once or twice a month? MAYBE.

06/02/2026

Reporting to you LIVE from LAWNG ISLAND!

06/02/2026

F**k yeah. Expensive as f**k, but well worth it as a treat!

06/02/2026

BECSPK, SECSPK…

If ya know, ya know.

06/02/2026

Incredible gyro & souvlaki’s at Akropolis Greek Resturant in Nesconsett, Long Island!

The Greek wife, approved greatly.

06/01/2026

What visit to NY isn’t complete without visiting the instagram famous Phils Pizza in Syosset?!

Stellar specialty slices, and Anthony (“Phil”) was an absolute fu***ng gentleman.

We loved the food & hospitality brother!