02/03/2026
“HOW are you drinking RAW MILK?! 😱”
— says the same person who just skipped through Kroger, grabbed a celery stalk, rubbed it on their jeans, licked it for quality control, and snorted a line of cilantro straight from the produce bin.
Here’s the fun part:
they can carry the same potential bacteria.
The difference?
That milk came from a farmer who spent five solid minutes scrubbing those teats like Grandma scrubbing her baseboards before Thanksgiving dinner.
Hot water. Clean towels. Zero shortcuts.
Meanwhile, that celery?
Irrigation water of unknown origin.
Handled by dozens of people.
Packed in a facility you’ve never seen.
And definitely not wiped down like it was about to meet the family.
No panic over bagged lettuce.
No pearl-clutching over deli slicers.
But a clean jar of milk from a healthy cow?
Suddenly it’s a public health symposium.
If it’s not your thing, cool.
Just don’t act like the grocery store is a sterile environment while judging people who actually know where their food came from. 🥛🥬
* WE DO NOT SELL RAW MILK*
Maybe one day MS will be cool and allow it 😉