Farm Fatale

Farm Fatale Crafted with purpose, rooted in faith, and designed to bring a little bit of light to your table

08/12/2026

Proof that, even when you feel like you’re breaking, if you just keep going, it’ll all work out🤍

What did my cucumber plant ever do to you Bugsy?
08/04/2026

What did my cucumber plant ever do to you Bugsy?

08/01/2026

The party has finally arrived🎉🥒
Farm Fatale Cultivation coming soon..

Just a little sneak peek before the jars drop tomorrow👀The soft launch is officially here TOMORROW & we couldn't wait to...
07/29/2026

Just a little sneak peek before the jars drop tomorrow👀

The soft launch is officially here TOMORROW

& we couldn't wait to show off the artwork🧄🥒

From Emotionally Stable to Emotional Damage, every tag was designed with emotional support & a good dose of reality.

the jars drop tomorrow morning🗓️

Quantities are limited for this first run so don’t wait to snag a jar or five🫙

Which label best describes your current mood?

For me.. I’m in some serious need of Emotional Damage control after my second born woke up and chose character development for everyone 😵‍💫




07/18/2026

My toxic trade is that I threw myself to the lions and pray for the best 🤍🥒🧄



07/14/2026

They said starting a garden was good for my mental health.. but all I’ve learned is that I can have a mental breakdown before the sun rises 🫠🙃

07/10/2026

mom always said “you’ll never know if you don’t try” and she’s been right about everything else so I figured I’d try🥒🧄

Welcome to the chaos that is Farm Fatale

07/08/2026

my life might be coming apart at the seams, but at least this glide is completely stable. thanks, mom💋🥰

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