07/14/2026
😏 Can You Handle a Th*****me?
Go ahead…
Read it again.
We’ll wait.
Now…
Take a look at the three palm trees.
Where did your mind go? 😉
Exactly.
We can’t control where your imagination takes you…
We can only make sure it’s having a good time.
Now look a little closer.
These trays are rolling off the production line this week.
Every one of them is designed to hold three VACALI 8-packs.
Twenty-four cans.
Four award-winning flavors.
One unforgettable weekend.
🏆 Official Surfside Sips Award – Gold Winner
🍑 Juicy Peach.
🍊 Luscious Orange.
🍍 Tropical Fusion.
🍋 Citrus Splash.
Made with the real juice of the fruit.
✔️ 6× Distilled Vodka.
✔️ Only 110 Calories.
✔️ Just 7g Sugar.
🚫 No fake colors.
🚫 No shortcuts.
🚫 No white grape juice pretending to be fruit.
At VACALI, we believe packaging should do more than hold a product.
It should start a conversation.
Make you smile.
Make you look twice.
And maybe…
Leave you wondering what other little surprises are waiting inside.
So…
Can you handle a th*****me?
Now you know what we meant.
But if your mind went where most people’s minds go…
Don’t worry…
We thought of that too. 😉
The real question is…
What were you thinking?
🍊 VACALI
Real Juice of the Fruit.
Real California Energy.
🔥 Dressed to tease… meant to be unzipped to please.