07/29/2026
🚨 Feral grandma thoughts… 🚨
Y’all pay for Amazon Prime, Costco, Sam’s Club, Walmart+, Netflix, and Disney+ without a second thought… but mention the wellness membership and suddenly it’s:
🕵️♀️ “Is it a scam?”
🕵️♀️ “Who owns it?”
🕵️♀️ “I have to make a minimum monthly order?”
But… did you ask Amazon those questions before you subscribed? 😂
Here’s why I’m happy with my membership:
🇺🇸 Family-owned for 40+ years.
🇺🇸 Everyday essentials made in the USA.
💚 99% customer retention.
⭐ Forbes ranked it the #2 Best Brand for Value (right behind Costco).
✅ Money-back satisfaction guarantee.
Meanwhile, my products show up at my door, my home is stocked with healthier swaps, and I don’t have to survive a shopping trip with the crazies in the store.😂🙌🏼
I’ll keep shopping with a company that aligns with my values.💚🌱 Let me know if you’d like more information to join me! Does it cost to get more information! 
