08/30/2026
PLOT TWIST: we offered the internet’s most judgmental llama balloon a dirty soda tonight… and she accepted.
Turns out even a llama serving that much side-eye can’t resist a Signature Sip. Verdict: approved. 🩷 Caught sipping under the lights at the Route 66 Centennial Balloon Festival, surrounded by the best-dressed hot air balloons in the Four States.
Moral of the story: our dirty sodas convert even the toughest critics.
Tag someone who’d cave for a pink dirty soda under a giant judgmental llama, too. 👀