Holy Cow Jerky

06/17/2026

🐄🎉 LAST CHANCE! 🎉🐄

Today is the final day to place your Holy Cow Jerky order and be entered into our Father’s Day Giveaway!

Every bag purchased earns you 1 entry into the drawing for:

🥩 1 FREE 1-Pound Bag of Holy Cow Jerky
👕 1 Holy Cow Jerky T-Shirt

Don’t miss your chance to treat Dad (or yourself!) and enter to win!

📅 Orders must be placed by the end of today to qualify.
📩 Message us now to place your order!

🐄🎉 FATHER’S DAY IS ALMOST HERE! 🎉🐄

Don’t forget to get your Holy Cow Jerky orders in before Father’s Day!

Give Dad a gift he’ll actually enjoy — delicious, handcrafted jerky made right here in New Mexico. 🥩🤠

🎁 Plus, every bag purchased through June 17th earns you 1 entry into our Father’s Day Giveaway!

🏆 Prize Includes:
🥩 1 FREE 1-Pound Bag of Holy Cow Jerky
👕 1 Holy Cow Jerky T-Shirt

📅 Father’s Day is this Sunday!
📅 Giveaway entries close June 17th.

📩 Message us today to place your order and get entered into the drawing!

06/14/2026

🐄🎉 FATHER’S DAY IS ALMOST HERE! 🎉🐄

Don’t forget to get your Holy Cow Jerky orders in before Father’s Day!

Give Dad a gift he’ll actually enjoy — delicious, handcrafted jerky made right here in New Mexico. 🥩🤠

🎁 Plus, every bag purchased through June 17th earns you 1 entry into our Father’s Day Giveaway!

🏆 Prize Includes:
🥩 1 FREE 1-Pound Bag of Holy Cow Jerky
👕 1 Holy Cow Jerky T-Shirt

📅 Father’s Day is this Sunday!
📅 Giveaway entries close June 17th.

📩 Message us today to place your order and get entered into the drawing!

06/12/2026

🐄🥩🎉 HAPPY NATIONAL JERKY DAY! 🎉🥩🐄

Today we’re celebrating the snack that keeps you going — Holy Cow Jerky!

Made with quality beef, bold flavors, and plenty of love right here in New Mexico, our jerky is the perfect snack for work, road trips, hiking, hunting, or whenever hunger strikes!

🎁 And there’s more! 🎁

With it being National Jerky Day, any purchase made today will also earn you an entry into our Father’s Day Giveaway!

🥩 1 Entry for Every Bag Purchased
🎉 Winner Receives:
• 1 FREE 1-Pound Bag of Holy Cow Jerky
• 1 Holy Cow Jerky T-Shirt

Whether you’re a longtime customer or trying Holy Cow Jerky for the first time, today is the perfect day to stock up and get entered to win!

📩 Message us to place your order.

Thank you for supporting our small business and helping us celebrate National Jerky Day! ❤️🐄

06/11/2026

🚨 DON’T FORGET! 🚨

Have you entered our 🐄🎉 FATHER’S DAY GIVEAWAY? 🎉🐄

🥩 Every bag of Holy Cow Jerky purchased earns you 1 entry into the giveaway.
🎁 Winner receives a FREE 1-Pound Bag of Holy Cow Jerky AND a Holy Cow Jerky T-Shirt!

📅 Giveaway ends June 17th, so don’t wait!

Help us spread the word by sharing our giveaway post with your friends and family. Dad deserves the good stuff! ❤️

🐄🎉 FATHER’S DAY GIVEAWAY! 🎉🐄

Dad deserves the good stuff this Father’s Day!

From June 8th through June 17th, every bag of Holy Cow Jerky you purchase earns you 1 entry into our Father’s Day Giveaway!

🥩 1 Entry Per $20 Bag Purchased
🎁 One lucky winner will receive:
• FREE 1-Pound Bag of Holy Cow Jerky
• FREE Holy Cow Jerky T-Shirt

📅 Winner will be announced on June 18th!

The more bags you buy, the more chances you have to win!
Whether you’re shopping for Dad, Grandpa, your husband, or even yourself, now is the perfect time to stock up on your favorite Holy Cow Jerky flavors.

🔥 Because ties are boring. Give Dad jerky instead. 🔥

📱 Message us to place your order starting June 8th.

06/05/2026

🐄🎉 FATHER’S DAY GIVEAWAY! 🎉🐄

Dad deserves the good stuff this Father’s Day!

From June 8th through June 17th, every bag of Holy Cow Jerky you purchase earns you 1 entry into our Father’s Day Giveaway!

🥩 1 Entry Per $20 Bag Purchased
🎁 One lucky winner will receive:
• FREE 1-Pound Bag of Holy Cow Jerky
• FREE Holy Cow Jerky T-Shirt

📅 Winner will be announced on June 18th!

The more bags you buy, the more chances you have to win!
Whether you’re shopping for Dad, Grandpa, your husband, or even yourself, now is the perfect time to stock up on your favorite Holy Cow Jerky flavors.

🔥 Because ties are boring. Give Dad jerky instead. 🔥

📱 Message us to place your order starting June 8th.

05/18/2026

🐮🇺🇸 Memorial Day Reminder! 🇺🇸🐮

Make sure to get your Holy Cow Jerky orders in by WEDNESDAY to guarantee your bag will be ready for pick-up Friday or Saturday! 💖

🔥 1 Pound Bags — ONLY $50 🔥

📍 Pick-Up at Dandy Burger:
• Friday at 5:30 PM
• Saturday at 11:00 AM

Flavors available:
✨ Salt
✨ Salt & Pepper
✨ Red Chili
✨ Green Chili
✨ Habanero & Teriyaki
✨ Habanero
✨ Teriyaki
✨ Salt Chili Garlic
✨ Salt Chili Lemon
✨ Lemon Pepper

Message us now to place your order before we sell out!

🇺🇸 Memorial Day Sale 🇺🇸

Holy Cow Jerky is having a special Memorial Day sale!

🔥 1 pound bags for ONLY $50 🔥

Place your orders now before we sell out!

📍 Pick-Up Times & Location:
• Friday evening at 5:30 PM at Dandy Burger
• Saturday at 11:00 AM at Dandy Burger

Message us to place your order!

05/15/2026

🇺🇸 Memorial Day Sale 🇺🇸

Holy Cow Jerky is having a special Memorial Day sale!

🔥 1 pound bags for ONLY $50 🔥

Place your orders now before we sell out!

📍 Pick-Up Times & Location:
• Friday evening at 5:30 PM at Dandy Burger
• Saturday at 11:00 AM at Dandy Burger

Message us to place your order!

05/02/2026

🐮💔 HOLY COW… we’ve got an update 💔🐮

Unfortunately, we will NOT be able to make it to the Arts & Crafts Show at Tesuque Casino this Saturday due to not feeling well.

We were really looking forward to seeing everyone and appreciate your support more than you know 🤍

If you were planning to stop by for jerky or our handmade crochet items, feel free to message us — we can still take orders and arrange pick up!

Thank you for understanding, and we hope to see you all very soon 🐄✨

05/02/2026

🐮💔 HOLY COW… we’ve got an update 💔🐮

Unfortunately, we will NOT be able to make it to the Arts & Crafts Show at Tesuque Casino this Saturday due to not feeling well.

We were really looking forward to seeing everyone and appreciate your support more than you know 🤍

If you were planning to stop by for jerky or our handmade crochet items, feel free to message us — we can still take orders and arrange pick up!

Thank you for understanding, and we hope to see you all very soon 🐄✨

05/01/2026

***🐮💔 HOLY COW… we’ve got an update 💔🐮

Unfortunately, we will NOT be able to make it to the Arts & Crafts Show at Tesuque Casino this Saturday due to not feeling well.

We were really looking forward to seeing everyone and appreciate your support more than you know 🤍

If you were planning to stop by for jerky or our handmade crochet items, feel free to message us — we can still take orders and arrange pick up!

Thank you for understanding, and we hope to see you all very soon 🐄✨
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🐮✨ HOLY COW… we’ve got something fun for you! ✨🐮

We’re excited to be part of the Arts & Crafts Show at Tesuque Casino — but catch us SATURDAY ONLY (May 2nd)!

🛍️ Come shop and support local vendors while grabbing your favorite Holy Cow Jerky flavors!

🔥 PLUS… we’ll have more than just jerky!
🧶 Homemade crochet items:
• Turtles (small & large)
• Horses
• Cows

⏰ 10:00 AM – 6:00 PM
📍 Council Ballroom

Perfect snacks AND unique handmade finds all in one spot 🤠

Don’t miss us… once we’re gone, we’re gone! 🐄💨