300 Swamp Sauce

04/19/2026

They’re going have 300 Swamp Sauce all over them

04/09/2026

BREAKING: The Texas Department of Public Safety has just announced the best smelling Texas traffic stop in recorded state history. What they seized: • 312 pounds of slow-smoked brisket.
• 84 cases of gas station sweet tea labeled “for emergencies only” • 147 breakfast tacos with “no official destination” • 96 pounds of homemade beef jerky “for the road” • I was trying to cross into Oklahoma without saying “y’all.” Total street value: somewhere between priceless and a felony at the cookout. My statement: “Officer, I was just bringing supplies out to the ranch.” What I’ve been charged with: • Trafficking brisket across county lines • Possession of tacos with intent to distribute • Illegal transport of sweet tea before noon • Attempting to leave Texas without saying “y’all” • Reckless driving during peak BBQ hours. I’m currently being held without bail… mostly because they’re wanting me to become their jail cook. And they love my 300 Swamp Sauce

04/07/2026

300 Swamp Sauce
We got new bottles.

04/07/2026

stuffed with pan sausage garlic and chives.
Dipped in 300 Swamp Sauce for the win.

03/28/2026

Bacon Wrapped Aldad Backstrap/Exotic Goat
Stuffed with
Cream cheese with pan sausage, Jalapeños, garlic and chives.

03/28/2026

79 degrees in March and the entire state of Texas just collectively decided summer has officially arrived. Shirts off, grills fired up, dogs living their best life, kids back outside like it’s June, and somebody’s uncle is already six beers deep talking about how “this is the year.”
Truck beds are open, lawn chairs are out, and there’s a smoker going somewhere within a 3-mile radius. For one brief, beautiful moment, everybody forgets how Texas weather actually works.
Because deep down… we know in about 48 hours it’s gonna be 45, windy enough to question your life choices, and somebody’s gonna mention a “cold front” like it personally offended them.
That’s today.

03/27/2026

Including Sweet Swirls in this one. What do you guys think?

03/25/2026

Cooking and for 300 people this for the

03/09/2026

01/11/2026

300 Swamp Sauce