Heinous Acres

05/01/2025

We got a good deal on some “legal” komodo dragon eggs from Indonesia. The Heinous Acres petting zoo is going to be a whole lot more exciting this summer!

04/26/2025

Free snake with every purchase of $50 or more from our gift shop. Bucket not included.

04/26/2025

Tickets now on sale for our latest attraction, the Heinous Acres Skydick(tm). $1 for a glance, $3 for a gander.

01/05/2025

My mealworms bring all the hens to the yard.

12/26/2024

Genuine Heinous Acres organic eggs, $1 each at our gift shop. Free if thrown at your car by a member of our staff.

10/13/2024

This week only- throw whatever you want into the woodchipper for $10!

(Some restrictions apply, obviously.)

09/24/2024

Here we see Heinous Amos, one of our resident therapy turtles, enjoying his favorite treat- a big stinky pile of dog s**t.

09/04/2024

We bought a new farm truck down here at Heinous Acres.

08/13/2024

07/25/2024

This is not the box of chicken I ordered.

07/25/2024

Bockingham Palace is finally getting some tenants this week. Look for genuine Heinous Acres Farms eggs at your less reputable grocery stores and bodegas.

06/11/2024

Visitors to our new Drive Through Deer Safari are warned to stay in their cars for the duration of the route.