06/13/2025
Sold out until June 21st
Place orders for pickup the June 21st
Limited amounts of orders for taken per week! Don’t miss out!
We have made a page just for Bacon! Just search “Bacon Bunker”!
Pick up: Saturdays 930-10am Brookshires Lindale OR 1130-12 Sam’s in Tyler. Please let me know which and if that doesn’t work we’ll find another time/location for pick up!
BACON SO GOOD IT’LL MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR LIFE CHOICES
Price: $9/lb (but honestly, worth your soul)
Are you still eating that sad, floppy, store-bought "bacon" that tastes like regret and broken dreams? Buddy, it’s time to upgrade your life.
Introducing: My homemade, hardwood-smoked, preservative-free, custom-sliced slab of porky heaven.
Here’s the rundown:
Smoked for real – not that fake “liquid smoke” nonsense. This bacon spent quality time in an actual smoker, getting kissed by hardwood like a campfire romance.
A few minutes in a skillet and it goes from ‘just bacon’ to ‘holy-smokes-where-has-this-been-my-whole-life’ levels of delicious. Warning: you may attract neighbors, dogs, and at least one ex.
Custom sliced – want it paper-thin? Done. Want it so thick it needs its own zip code? Also done.
No preservatives – just pure, unadulterated bacon magic. Basically the opposite of whatever is in fast food.
Perfect for breakfast, BLTs, bribing your neighbors, or winning the heart of someone who appreciates the finer (and fattier) things in life.
Made in small batches, because I’m only one person with one smoker and a normal-sized fridge.
No bacon in stock? Don’t worry. In just one week, I’ll crank up the smoker, blast the national anthem, and forge a fresh batch of red, white, and delicious.
Pick up in Lindale/Tyler– or barter with me for delivery. I might trade for bourbon, tools, or fresh eggs.