Goaty McGoat Face Farm

03/09/2026

It’s baby season!!!! Just a reminder that it is kidding season on a lot of goat farms. What does this mean for you? It could mean longer wait times for responses, lack of social media presence, and human-goat moms & dads that look like they’ve been on a hay infested battle field.

It also means we need LOTS of prayers. Not only for us, but for our momma goats & the babies to thrive, our families, the babies & mommas that cross the rainbow bridge, and the mommas left behind to grieve (because they do!).

We have had 2 mommas kid already- Mabel (pictured) with her singlet doeling. And Butter, who had beautiful twins yesterday. All are doing great!

02/16/2026

Proctor Lane Patch & Parlor Homestead is opening the CUTEST booth at America's Antique Mall Louisville. And she will have goat milk goodies there! Go check it out during their Grand Opening and sell them out!

02/14/2026

👀 peep the new soaps @ Proctor Lane Patch & Parlor Homestead

02/11/2026

Customer shout out!!!! Yall are amazing! We are SOLD OUT 🥹 of Shampoo bars! I have some curing that will be ready in 3 weeks.
If you’ve been on the fence about trying it, check out my baby hairs that are growing and the fullness 😱! After YEARS of my hair just breaking from having kids, weight loss, stress, and thyroid problems my hair finally feels like it’s healing. It’s not cured, but I’m happy with the changes.
If you want in on the next batch, shoot me a message or comment ⬇️ and I’ll make sure you have first dibs.

The next batch is scented in Oats & Honey.

02/10/2026

Let's talk Laundry Detergent! A few years ago, I found a laundry detergent from a pretty popular store that I loved. Then I started researching goat milk soaps and found goat milk laundry bars. A light bult went off- I can make my own version of this. And thus- Goaty McGoat Face Laundry Detergent was born! It has been a staple in our home as well as others.

30oz- $18 (approximately 30 loads)
45oz- $25 (approximately 45 loads)

02/09/2026

Not our conventional post but…. HOTWORX has been a part of my life for almost 2 years now. It is my sanity between running a small business and raising 5 kids (6 if you include the husband 😂). Everyone there from workers to members are absolutely amazing!
If you’re interested in checking it out I will be set up for their Galentine’s event on Tuesday from 3p-8p. Get your goat milk stuff and find your new passion for working out!!

We’re gearing up for the ULTIMATE Galentine’s event to celebrate you and your gal pals! Get ready to earn the burn and enjoy special deals on select retail items.

👯‍♀️ Bring at least 1 friend and BOTH of you receive a girly pop Goodie Bag
👯‍♀️ Visit with vendors before or after your workout
👯‍♀️ Reward yourself with yummy refreshments

We’ll have an EXCLUSIVE, in-studio only enrollment deal for your friends who aren’t members yet! 😱🔥 Men are NOT excluded by any means, so definitely join us this Tuesday, February 10 from 11AM-8PM!

02/06/2026

If you've tried any of our products- let us know why you loved them! We certainly love our customers.

02/06/2026

The market is back open this weekend in Shepherdsville! Get your goodies and essentials while shopping local and supporting small businesses.

01/22/2026

Sweet Delight Freeze Dried Treats & More is stocked back up! And now has shampoo bars and conditioner!

If you’re looking to go more natural in your life, try some of our products. The dish soap bar kits are refillable and have minimal ingredients. And don’t forget our Laundry Detergent! I found a popular powdered detergent that I LOVED a few years ago, but wanted to make it myself. So I played with their ingredients, added our goat milk laundry bar and …BAM laundry detergent born! I have samples if you’re interested.

01/20/2026

Big things happening at Proctor Lane Patch & Parlor Homestead!!