Crazy Chicken Lady

08/31/2026

🥚 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗘𝗚𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘! 🥚

Still need eggs for the week? We’ve got you covered! 💗🐔

🥚 𝟴 𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗵 𝗘𝗴𝗴𝘀 — $𝟱/𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻
🐦 𝟵 𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻 𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗘𝗴𝗴𝘀 — $𝟰/𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻
🦆 Duck Eggs — 𝗦𝗢𝗟𝗗 𝗢𝗨𝗧
🌿 Soy-Free Eggs — 𝗦𝗢𝗟𝗗 𝗢𝗨𝗧

The stand is 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳-𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲 & 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝟮𝟰/𝟳 — swing by whenever it’s convenient!

📍 𝟯𝟱𝟬𝟴 𝗦 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘆 𝗥𝗼𝗮𝗱 𝟭𝟭𝟴𝟮, 𝗠𝗶𝗱𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱
💵 Cash in the cash box or Venmo

Thank y’all for continuing to support Crazy Chicken Lady Farm Fresh Eggs and our amazing local guest coops! 💕🐔

08/31/2026

🐔💗 MONDAY DIVA CHECK-IN 💗🐔

Well, the Divas apparently heard me say we had a BIG weekend coming up and would like everyone to know they are accepting absolutely NO responsibility for my expectations. 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

I told them all I need this week is a little teamwork, a few extra eggs, and maybe—just MAYBE—everyone laying on the same schedule.

They stared at me.

So that’s where we are. 🤪🥚

Happy Monday, y’all! Here’s to a brand-new week at the Crazy Chicken Lady Farm Fresh Egg Stand! 🐔💗

08/30/2026

🥖🐓 A little local farmstand love! ❤️

I have to give a HUGE shout-out to my friend over at Death by 1000 crusts!

She opened her brand-new sourdough bread & egg stand right here in Midland TODAY — on American Farmstand Day of all days 🇺🇸 — and y’all…

🎉 SHE SOLD OUT ON DAY ONE!! 🎉

And I can personally tell y’all — her sourdough bread is AMAZING! 🤤🥖 Whether you grab a plain loaf or whatever special flavor she’s baking that day, it is ALL sooo good!

I absolutely love seeing our Midland community show up and support small, local farmstands. There’s plenty of room around here for good bread, good eggs, good people… and apparently a whole lot of hungry West Texans. 😂

Congratulations, Death By 1000 Crust, on an AMAZING opening day! ❤️

From the Crazy Chicken Lady & her Divas — welcome to the roadside stand craziness! 🐓🤪🥖

08/30/2026

Y’ALL!! 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

Of course I JUST discovered that 𝗧𝗢𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗶𝘀 𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗗𝗮𝘆! 🇺🇸🐔🥚

How does the 𝗖𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗻 𝗟𝗮𝗱𝘆 who literally has a farmstand NOT KNOW there’s a whole day for this?! 😂🤪 And naturally, I find out 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 I already made my Sunday morning stand update. Typical!

So… 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿! 😂

🇺🇸 𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗬 𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗔𝗡 𝗙𝗔𝗥𝗠𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗗𝗔𝗬 from our little 𝟮𝟰/𝟳 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳-𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲 𝗲𝗴𝗴 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱! 🥚🐔❤️

What started as my crazy chicken obsession has turned into something I absolutely love—and I’m so thankful for every one of y’all who stops by, grabs some farm-fresh eggs, supports our local guest coops, returns cartons, shares our posts, and keeps this little stand going. ❤️

Here’s to 𝗳𝗮𝗿𝗺𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀, 𝗳𝗮𝗿𝗺-𝗳𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗵 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗱, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗺, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗔𝗟! 🇺🇸🥚❤️

𝗖𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗻 𝗟𝗮𝗱𝘆 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗵 𝗘𝗴𝗴𝘀
📍 𝟯𝟱𝟬𝟴 𝗦 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘆 𝗥𝗼𝗮𝗱 𝟭𝟭𝟴𝟮 • 𝗠𝗶𝗱𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱
⏰ 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝟮𝟰/𝟳 • 𝗦𝗲𝗹𝗳-𝗦𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲

08/30/2026

Sunday morning and we’re headed back to the West Texas heat after a MUCH-needed Colorado reset! 🏔️☀️➡️🥵😂

Meanwhile, Bettye with Rockin’ C Poultry has been holding down the fort and just sent me an update from the egg stand! 🥚🐓

Still available this morning:

🥚 13 dozen Regular Farm Fresh Eggs
🦆 2 dozen Duck Eggs
🐦 9 dozen Quail Eggs

So if you need eggs for the week, we’ve still got plenty waiting on you!

📍 3508 S County Road 1182, Midland
🛒 Self-serve • Open 24/7
💵 Cash or Venmo

Thank y’all for continuing to support our little roadside stand AND all of our amazing local guest coops while I’ve been off playing in the mountains! ❤️

Now… somebody please turn the West Texas thermostat down before we get there. 🥵😂

08/29/2026

🦌🏔️ SATURDAY EGG DROP — reporting from COLORADO! 🤪🥚

Apparently I’ve traded my Divas for some Colorado wildlife this weekend! 😂 But back home, the Crazy Chicken Lady Egg Stand is STOCKED and ready for you thanks to our amazing local Guest Coops! 💕

Starting inventory this morning:

🥚 15 dozen Regular Farm Fresh — $5/dozen
🌿 7 dozen Soy-Free — $8/dozen
🦆 2 dozen Duck — $7/dozen
🐣 Quail — $4/dozen — stocked too! I’m just not sure how many from way up here. 😂

I’ll get with Cindy at Holy Goats Farm and see if she can help keep y’all updated in the comments throughout the day as she gets the latest counts from Bettye with Rockin’ C Poultry. 💕 So check the comments before heading over for the most recent inventory!

📍 3508 S County Road 1182, Midland
🕐 24/7 Self-Serve Roadside Egg Stand
💵 Cash box or Venmo
🥚 First come, first served!

Y’all go grab the eggs… I’ve apparently got wildlife duty. 🦌😂🏔️

Happy Saturday, y’all! 💕🥚

08/26/2026

Apparently the Divas have had ENOUGH of me running around like a crazy woman. 😂🐔💨

They’ve been chasing me down hollering, “SLOW DOWN, WOMAN!” 🤣

I promise I’m not missing, y’all! I’m still here — I’ve just got about 90 different directions I’m going and 90 different tabs open in my brain at any given moment. 🤪🤦🏼‍♀️

But don’t worry… no matter how crazy the week gets, I’ll keep y’all updated on our Saturday morning restocks! 🥚💗

Now if somebody could explain to the Divas that THEY are at least 37 of those open tabs, that would be great. 😏🐔😂

08/25/2026

🐐🧼 Okayyyy… Holy Goats Farm WTX got me with this one! 🤎☕️🍂

YES, I just ordered myself some of this Vanilla Chai Latte goat milk soap because there was absolutely no way I was passing this one up! 😂

And I have to give a little shoutout to one of our local Guest Coops! 🥚🐔

Y’all may know Holy Goats Farm WTX as one of the local farms that helps keep our Crazy Chicken Lady fridges stocked with farm fresh eggs, but their main small business is actually their amazing goat milk soaps and other handmade goodies—made with milk from their very own goats! 🐐🫧💕

I LOVE being able to support another local small business, especially one that supports our little egg stand right back. 🥰

And Vanilla Chai Latte?! Warm chai, nutmeg, cardamom and vanilla… in goat milk soap?! 🤎🍁☕️

Yep. ADD TO CART. 😂🙋‍♀️

Go show our Guest Coop some love and check out Holy Goats Farm WTX! 🐐💕 And I’ll definitely be reporting back when my order gets here! 🤪

✨️ Vanilla Chai Latte is BACK for fall! 🍂☕️

Cozy up with this warm, sweet, and spicy favorite, featuring notes of chai tea, warm nutmeg, spicy cardamom, and creamy vanilla. 🤎

And can you believe there’s NO added color in this soap?! 😍 The rich vanillin naturally gives it that gorgeous deep brown color, finished with just a pop of color on top. ✨

It’s basically your favorite fall latte… but for your skin! 🧼☕️🍂

🛒 Shop Vanilla Chai Latte now:
https://holygoatswtx.square.site

08/23/2026

Just trying to buy groceries and apparently I’m getting recognized in the wild now. 🤣🐔

“Hey!!!! It’s my chicken lady!!!”

I guess once you’re the Crazy Chicken Lady… you’re always the Crazy Chicken Lady. 😂🐔🥚

08/22/2026

🐔🥚 𝗜𝗧’𝗦 𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗗𝗔𝗬 — 𝗘𝗚𝗚 𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 𝗗𝗔𝗬! 🥚🐔

The Crazy Chicken Lady Egg Stand is getting ready for another Saturday! 💗

🥚 𝗥𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝗮𝗿 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗵 𝗘𝗴𝗴𝘀 — $𝟱/𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻
🌱 𝗦𝗼𝘆-𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗘𝗴𝗴𝘀 — $𝟴/𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻
🦆 𝗗𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗘𝗴𝗴𝘀 — $𝟳/𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻
🐣 𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗘𝗴𝗴𝘀 — $𝟰/𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻

Our eggs come from 𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗿𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗵𝗲𝗻𝘀, 𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘀 & 𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗶𝗹 right here in the Midland/Odessa area. ❤️

🧊 Eggs are kept 𝘂𝗻𝘄𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗱 & 𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 in our mini fridges to help protect their natural bloom and keep them safe from this Texas heat. ☀️🔥

⏰ 𝗠𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗞 — 𝟵 𝗔𝗠 𝗧𝗢𝗗𝗔𝗬!

🏡 𝗦𝗲𝗹𝗳-𝗦𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲 • 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝟮𝟰/𝟳
💵 Cash or Venmo
📍 3508 S County Road 1182, Midland

👇 𝗧𝗢𝗗𝗔𝗬’𝗦 𝗜𝗡𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗬 + 𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗔𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗬 𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗕𝗘 𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗦!

Check the comments before you head over for the latest counts. 🥚👀

💗 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗻 𝗟𝗮𝗱𝘆