08/31/2026
Remember that beautiful patch of sweet corn we were so excited about? 🌽
Well… apparently the raccoons were excited about it too. 🦝🙄
We left town for ONE weekend a few weeks ago and came home to absolute sweet corn carnage. Those little masked criminals had DECIMATED it. Not nibbled. Not sampled. Apparently BFF was hosting an all-you-can-eat corn buffet and nobody bothered to tell us. 😂
So when life gives you lemons… or when raccoons destroy your sweet corn… you fence it off and turn the cows loose. 🐮🌽 At least somebody around here is getting to enjoy what’s left!
And just to really rub salt in the wound, we managed to find a few untouched ears hiding out there… and OF COURSE it was some of the sweetest corn we’ve ever had. 😭🌽
Just enough to let us know exactly what we missed out on. UGH.
Enjoy your victory, trash pandas. 🦝
Next year, it’s game on. 😂🌽