General Thomas Bourbon

General Thomas Bourbon This bourbon talks back...powered by AI. General Thomas Bourbon blends Kentucky tradition with innovation—99 proof & single barrel cask strength.

Scan the QR code to meet General Thomas, hear stories, or send a personal gift message.

12/22/2025

Official Memo to My Wife: This Is Not Drinking. This Is Safety. 📋🥃

Officially, I bought this bottle for you. 🎁

But the General ordered mandatory "Quality Control" inspections prior to enjoyment. I have bravely volunteered for this duty. Nightly. Until further notice. 🫡

This inspection is for morale. Please respect the process.

The results remain inconclusive until the bottle is empty.

12/21/2025

POV: You just secured your promotion (and safety). 🥃

The General audited the team. The results are alarming.

One employee brought a premium 5-year bourbon that talks back. They are essential. The rest? Replaceable.

Tag your "favorite" coworker below so they know where they stand. 👇

12/20/2025

Sorry to my siblings... but facts are facts. 🏆

Let’s look at the scoreboard. You bought Dad a pair of socks (again). I bought him a 5-Year Single Barrel Bourbon that literally speaks to him.

I don’t make the rules. The General does. And he just declared me the winner.

Better luck next year. 🥃

Tag the sibling who bought socks below so they know where they stand. 👇

12/18/2025

Stop Bringing Boring Wine to Parties 🍷🚫
Your host scrubbed the floors. They stocked the fridge. They are currently watching 20 people destroy their living room. 🤯

Don’t repay them with a generic bottle of Merlot. Hand them the only gift that acknowledges their suffering: Liquid Patience.

How it works (The Magic): 1️⃣ Buy the bottle at the store today. 2️⃣ Scan the QR Code on the back. 3️⃣ Type your message. (Tell them how much you appreciate the invite!). 4️⃣ They scan it and watch the General deliver YOUR message instantly.

It’s personal. It’s 99 proof or single barrel cask strength. It’s the gift they will actually show their friends.

Available RIGHT NOW at: 📍 The Party Source 📍 Liquor Barn (Ft Thomas, Hamburg Lexingon)📍 And retailers across NKY like Midway Cafe, Taste Ft Thomas, Fort Thomas Coffee, Smoke Justis, Capital Cellars (Frankfurt), John O’s (Elizabethtown) and many others in Central/Northern Ky

12/15/2025

Stop sending fruit baskets. Nobody wants pears. 🍐🚫

If you want to keep your best client, don't send them a calendar. Send them the only gift that honestly says: "Please renew our contract."

Meet General Thomas Bourbon. It’s a 5-year Kentucky Bourbon that comes with a customizable AI General who delivers the message FOR you.

How to execute the perfect bribe: 1️⃣ Buy the bottle at The Party Source or DEP's. 2️⃣ Scan the code. 3️⃣ Type: "Thanks for your business (please don't fire us)." 4️⃣ The General delivers your message instantly on video.

Available now at retailers across NKY.

11/25/2025

⚠️ STOP giving predictable gifts

Capital Cellars has the best bourbon collection in Frankfort. The shelves are full of legends. But those legends have one problem... they are silent. 🤫

Meet General Thomas. We combined premium 5-Year Kentucky Straight Bourbon with a patent-pending AI tech stack.

It’s the first bottle that takes orders from you.
1️⃣ Scan the code (No app needed).
2️⃣ Type a message.
3️⃣ The General delivers a TOAST (or a ROAST) to your friends in his own voice.

It’s the "Magic Trick" your holiday party is missing.

📍 TASTE IT LIVE: We are taking over the bar at Capital Cellars. This Friday (11/28) from 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM.

www.generalthomasbourbon.com

11/24/2025

⚠️I tried to warn you: this bottle has an opinion.

Most Kentucky bourbon just sits on the shelf. This one literally talks back.

We combined premium 5-year bourbon with a patent-pending AI tech stack to create the world’s first interactive spirit.

1️⃣Scan the bottle (no app needed)
2️⃣The General comes alive on your phone
3️⃣He delivers YOUR custom message (or a roast) to the lucky recipient.

It’s the “magic trick” your home bar is missing.

Tag a friend who needs this for their shelf 👇

11/18/2025

This bourbon just talked to me. No joke.

Scan the QR code and General Thomas comes to life on your phone. Create custom messages. Hear Civil War stories. Make every bottle one-of-a-kind.

The first AI-powered bourbon in America.

🥃 Available at The Party Source (one of America's largest liquor stores) in Bellevue, KY
🥃 Select retailers across Kentucky
🥃 Order online - ships nationwide

Perfect gift for people who have everything. Link in comments.

11/10/2025

One of Northern Kentucky's bourbon experts hand-selected this General Thomas barrel. 180 bottles that literally talk back.🥃

📍Wednesday, November 13 | 5-8pm | Midway Cafe Ft Thomas

Each bottle has AI technology that brings General Thomas to life on your phone.

⚡This is the first AI bourbon barrel pick in America. When they're gone, they're gone.

11/07/2025

Molly Wellmann: "I'm very picky about bourbon...I want a bottle"

We had the privilege of sharing General Thomas with Molly Wellmann - Cincinnati's legendary Cocktail Queen and one of the region's most respected voices in mixology and spirits.

Molly is a James Beard semi-finalist and an icon in the Cincinnati cocktail scene. When she says "I'm very picky about bourbon," she means it.

Her genuine reaction to our AI-powered Fort Thomas bourbon? "It's so special… I want to get a bottle."

That's not a paid endorsement. That's a real response from someone who knows her craft.

Thank you, Molly, for your time, your expertise, and your honest words. It means everything to a local brand like ours.

Wellmann

11/05/2025

GENERAL THOMAS BOURBON...pre-order here @ https://order.toasttab.com/online/midway-cafe. Last December, I had an idea and a few bourbon samples. Nothin else. No brand. No credibility. So I called Erika at the Midway Cafe Fort Thomas - the bar was pretty much empty, and she gave me her time. We tasted, she guided me and helped me choose. She believed in me. July: We launched at The Midway and SOLD OUT. Now 4 months later? THE MIDWAY CAFE BARREL PICK. 180 bottles, one barrel, Erika's exclusive selection. Tuesday Nov 12, 5-8pm. The Midway Cafe, 1017 S Ft Thomas Ave, Ft Thomas, KY. Are you coming? Let us know in the comments!

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