08/02/2026
🚨 🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
The results are in… and the Saturday Shenanigans community has officially spoken. 👽🛸
Using your comments, we created this week’s completely ridiculous news story.
🥣 Food: Cheese Dip
📍 Place: Hobby Lobby
✨ Adjective: Furry
🐊 Animal: Alligator
The final verdict?
👽 Aliens landed after detecting cheese dip behind Hobby Lobby.
Unfortunately, the first Earth representative they met was a furry alligator.
🌎 Earth has officially been placed on a 500-year timeout.
😂 Thank you to everyone who joined in and helped write our very first Saturday Shenanigans Community Story!
Don’t worry… we’ll give Earth another chance next Saturday. 😉🛸
👇 Tell us honestly… would you have put a furry alligator in charge of first contact? 🤣
Special shout out to Kim Hogan Retherford Thelma Kelley Spike Lola Kelley for winning answers!!