10/16/2026
🎄🎅 THE FUN, OLD-FASHIONED FAMILY CHRISTMAS BOX! 🎅🎄
A Christmas Vacation-inspired collection from Windy Wild Onion Acres! 🐐❤️
HALLELUJAH! HOLY SH*T! IT'S CHRISTMAS! 😂🎄
If your idea of Christmas involves 25,000 twinkle lights, an unexpected squirrel, a questionable turkey, and at least one family member asking where the Tylenol is… this collection was MADE for you.
We've taken some of the most unforgettable moments from one of our favorite Christmas movies and turned them into FOUR ridiculously fun, goat milk-infused skincare and bodycare creations!
Because nothing says a good, old-fashioned family Christmas quite like a little chaos, a whole lot of laughter, and some seriously good skincare. 😉
🎄 1. SQUIRREL! — Fizzy Goat Milk Shower Steamer Dust
THERE'S A SQUIRREL IN THE CHRISTMAS TREE! 🐿️🎄
And now there's a whole lot of Christmas magic happening in your shower!
Meet SQUIRREL! — our fizzy, powdered shower steamer!
Think of your favorite fizzy bath bomb, except we've turned it into a fun, sprinkleable powder made specifically for your SHOWER!
🌲 The fragrance: CHRISTMAS TREE! Fresh, woodsy, and reminiscent of bringing home that freshly cut Christmas tree.
How does it work?
Simply sprinkle a small amount onto your shower floor, away from the direct stream of water. As the warm water gradually reaches the powder, it begins to fizz, releasing its festive fragrance into the steamy air.
No bathtub required!
Why you'll love it:
Perfect for shower lovers who still want that luxurious, aromatic bath-bomb experience. You control how much you use, making it easy to enjoy a little Christmas magic whenever you need it!
Made with goat milk for our signature WWOA twist!
💡 2. 25,000 TWINKLE LIGHTS — On-the-Go Mini Goat Milk Soaps
25,000 TWINKLE LIGHTS?! We checked every bulb, Clark! 😂🎄
Meet possibly the cutest little soaps we've ever created!
Our 25,000 Twinkle Lights are tiny, individual Christmas-light-shaped goat milk soaps, tucked into a convenient, portable container so you can take them ANYWHERE!
How do they work?
Going to a restaurant? Gas station? Public restroom? Traveling?
Instead of reaching for that public soap dispenser that's been touched by who-knows-how-many people, simply grab one of your adorable little Christmas lights!
Wet your hands, lather up with your mini soap, wash thoroughly, rinse, and you're good to go!
Each little light is designed for a convenient, single-use handwashing experience.
Why you'll love them:
They're adorable, practical, portable, and perfect for keeping in your purse, diaper bag, vehicle, or travel bag.
Made with goat milk for a creamy handwashing experience.
No more relying on public soap dispensers when you're out and about!
And when the Christmas season is over? You'll probably be begging us to make these in different shapes year-round. 😉🎄
Tiny soaps. Big Christmas spirit. 25,000 reasons to love them!
🦃 3. SAVE THE NECK FOR ME, CLARK! — Goat Milk Neck & Décolletage Cream (8 oz)
We couldn't possibly make a Christmas Vacation collection without giving that unforgettable Christmas turkey a little attention. 😂
But unlike that turkey, this cream is all about keeping things moisturized!
A rich, luxurious goat milk cream created specifically for the delicate skin of your neck, chest, and décolletage.
Why your neck deserves its own cream:
We spend SO much time caring for our faces, but what about our necks?!
The neck and chest are often overlooked in skincare routines, even though these areas can experience dryness, rough texture, and visible signs of aging.
Our Save the Neck cream is designed to help:
✨ Deeply moisturize dry, delicate skin.
✨ Improve the appearance of dry, crepey-looking skin through hydration.
✨ Leave skin feeling softer, smoother, and more supple.
✨ Support the skin's moisture barrier.
✨ Give your neck and chest the same attention you give your face!
How do you use it?
Massage a small amount into your neck and décolletage using gentle upward motions. Use morning, evening, or both!
Especially wonderful during those cold winter months when skin tends to feel extra dry.
Because your neck deserves some love, too.
And unlike Clark's Christmas turkey, we're keeping this one nice and moisturized. 😂🦃
🎁 4. WHERE'S THE TYLENOL? — Cooling Goat Milk Under-Eye Gel (4 oz)
HALLELUJAH! HOLY SH*T! WHERE'S THE TYLENOL?! 😂
Between Christmas shopping, wrapping presents, decorating, cooking, and surviving family gatherings, sometimes your eyes show just how exhausted you are.
Enter our cooling goat milk under-eye treatment!
This refreshing gel is designed to hydrate, soothe, and temporarily reduce the appearance of puffiness around tired-looking eyes.
AND THERE'S MORE!
Each treatment comes with a set of REUSABLE SILICONE UNDER-EYE PATCHES!
That's right! Not disposable patches you'll use once and throw away. These are reusable, washable silicone patches that you can enjoy over and over again!
How does it work?
✨ Apply a thin layer of our cooling goat milk gel beneath your eyes, avoiding direct contact with your eyes.
✨ Place your reusable silicone patches over the gel.
✨ Sit back, relax, and enjoy a little much-needed holiday self-care.
✨ Remove the patches after your treatment, gently pat in any remaining gel, and wash your patches for next time!
Why you'll love it:
Our cooling under-eye gel is designed to:
✨ Deliver refreshing hydration to delicate under-eye skin.
✨ Temporarily reduce the appearance of puffiness.
✨ Help tired-looking skin appear smoother and more refreshed.
✨ Soften the appearance of fine dehydration lines.
✨ Give you a relaxing, spa-like experience without leaving your house!
The reusable silicone patches help keep the gel in place while you relax.
Perfect for tired mornings, late nights, holiday stress, or whenever your under-eye area needs a little extra TLC.
Because sometimes you don't need the Tylenol… you just need 15 minutes of peace and quiet. 😂❤️
🎄🎁 FOUR PRODUCTS. FOUR ICONIC CHRISTMAS MOMENTS. ONE RIDICULOUSLY FUN HOLIDAY COLLECTION! 🎁🎄
From a fizzy Christmas tree shower experience to the cutest portable hand soaps you've ever seen, a luxurious neck cream, and a cooling under-eye treatment complete with reusable patches… we've created a collection that's just as unique as the movie that inspired it!
And here's what makes this bundle so special:
These aren't four ordinary lotions with Christmas labels slapped on them.
They're FOUR completely different creations, each with its own purpose, personality, and place in your everyday routine!
Whether you're treating yourself, shopping for a Christmas Vacation fanatic, or looking for a gift that will actually make someone laugh, this bundle is packed with holiday personality.
Made with love, goat milk, and just the right amount of Christmas chaos at Windy Wild Onion Acres. 🐐❤️
Now, who's ready for the hap-hap-happiest Christmas?! 🎅🎄
JOIN THE HERD. EMBRACE THE CHAOS. 🙌🏼🐐💛
Find this under “Christmas Bundle 🐿️🎄”
And for every bundle purchased today you’ll get a free Christmas soap with it which also comes with the reusable soap loofah bag!
