11/24/2023
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 🦃 🎉 I actually got sick this week, so after a long Wednesday at work, I cracked a b**r and tried to come up with funny and/or creative ideas for this Thanksgiving Day post, but I completely blanked.
Then remembered that real work is for chumps, so I asked ChatGPT to come up with a Thanksgiving-themed poem in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage (with an accompanying photo as well), because why not. 🤷♂️
I don't know what's more depressing, the fact that this is what I'm resorting to, or that the poem and photo are absolute fire. 🔥 Anyway here it is - read it and weep 👇
// CREAM OF THE CROP //
Oooh yeah, on this Thanksgiving Day,
I'm the cream that rises, I gotta say.
Grateful for the top, where I always stop,
In the ring of life, I'm the cream of the crop.
Elbows from the sky, with a mighty drop,
Every challenge faced, I come out on top.
Giving thanks for the strength, never gonna flop,
In this feast of life, I'm the cream that won't stop.
With a heart of fire and a will that won't bend,
Thanks to all my fans, you know you're my friends.
In the grand Thanksgiving feast, I'm the cherry on top,
Oooh yeah, Macho Man, the cream of the crop!
See, you're legit impressed! I know me too. Despite my lack of creativity with today's post, I did manage to pull together some sick holiday sales which will kick off tomorrow, so at least there's that to look forward to. 🎅
But in all seriousness, I hope you and yours have an awesome Thanksgiving, and that your food and b**r really are the cream of the crop. 🍻
Cheers!
Mark
P.S. Should we do a Macho Man Randy Savage glass?!