The Naked Ranchers

05/30/2026

🐂 The Naked Ranchers are looking for a bull! 🐂

We’re searching for a local Black Angus or Dexter bull with a reputation for throwing smaller calves to cover our ladies. We’re located in Paradise, CA, and so far all the bulls we’ve found are over 2 hours away, making transportation a challenge.

If you have a bull available for lease, know someone who does, or can point us toward a local breeder, we’d appreciate the help. Good temperament and proven calving ease are important to us.

Please send us a message or tag someone who might be able to help.

Thank you!

— The Naked Ranchers

05/09/2026

Morning walk

04/18/2026

04/18/2026

Final call on beef shares.

We’re locking in numbers for processing now—if you’ve been considering a share, this is the time.

We’re offering:
• 1/4 share — $1000++ (approx. 125–150 lbs take-home)
• 1/2 share — $2000++ (approx. 250–300 lbs)
• Whole — $4000++ (approx. 500–625 lbs)

Processing is approx. $2.25/lb (paid to the butcher), bringing your estimated final cost to about $9.59/lb take-home.

Deposits must be in by April 24. Full payment due by May 7th.

Raised here on our ranch with care and intention. We only raise what our land can support—once they’re spoken for, that’s it.

Send us a message if you want in.

— The Naked Ranchers

04/05/2026

04/04/2026

Sunset at The Naked Ranchers

Imagine the freedom of living your life naked.
No noise, no crowds, no pressure — just open land, fresh air, and the quiet rhythm of the day coming to an end.

Out here, sunsets aren’t something you rush past on the way home.
They’re something you stop for.
Something you breathe in.
Something you share with the land, the cattle, and the life you’ve built with your own hands.

This is the kind of freedom we chose — living simply, caring for our animals, respecting the land, and embracing the peace that comes with stepping away from the world’s expectations.

Just another sunset at The Naked Ranchers.

04/03/2026

Black angus Steer – Harvest Ready May 8th 🐄

This is Chunk, one of our Black Angus steers getting close to harvest.

He’s been raised on open pasture with steady daily handling and calm care, which you can see in how relaxed and comfortable he is in this video.
We believe cattle should have a good life, clean pasture, and respectful handling from start to finish, and Chunk has been raised with that philosophy every day.

Details
• Black Angus steer
• Name: Chunk
• Harvest date: May 8th
• Pasture raised
• Whole or half beef available
• Estimated hanging weight: 650–750 lbs
• $6.50/lb hanging weight
• Buyer pays processing
• Located in paradise ca.

This is a good opportunity for anyone looking to fill their freezer with locally raised, responsibly produced beef and know exactly where their food comes from.

Message us if you’re interested in reserving a half or whole before harvest.

03/30/2026

Chunk is almost ready for harvest, and these days he’s doing what he loves most —
chillin in the pond and eating water plants like it’s an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Watching him relax and enjoy life reminds us why we do this.
Every steer deserves calm days, open space, and the freedom to just be.

We carry the weight of this journey so our customers know their beef came from an animal that lived well, was respected, and was cared for until the very end.

For now, Chunk is just soaking in the water and enjoying the sunset life. 🐄💧🌅

Message us if you are interested. We are located in lower paradise California

03/30/2026

If you can’t be naked enjoying the sunset, are you really living?
It’s okay — pretend you’re with us, cheeks in the wind and completely in awe of the view.