Dark Matter Mushroom Cocoa

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Dark Matter Mushroom Cocoa A beverage as bold and bewitching as you. Made with magic in Portland, Oregon.

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10/06/2026

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π™³πšŠπš›πšŽ 𝚝𝚘 πš’πš—πšπšžπš•πšπšŽ?

πšπš˜πš› πš•πš˜πšŸπšŽπš›πšœ 𝚘𝚏 πšπš‘πšŽ πšπšŠπš›πš” πšŠπš—πš πšžπš—πšžπšœπšžπšŠπš•. πš πš‘πš˜ πš—πšŽπšŸπšŽπš› πš›πšŽπšŠπš•πš•πš’ πšπš’πš πš’πš— 𝚝𝚘 πš™πš˜πš•πš’πšπšŽ πšœπš˜πšŒπš’πšŽπšπš’. πšŠπš—πš πšπš˜πš—πš πš™πš›πšŽπšπšŽπš—πš 𝚝𝚘 πš”πš—πš˜πš  πšπš‘πšŽ πšπšŠπš›πš” πšŒπš˜πš›πš—πšŽπš›πšœ...
09/24/2026

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09/16/2026

πš˜πšžπš› πš’πš—πšπšŠπš–πš˜πšžπšœ π”‡π”žπ”―π”¨ π”π”žπ”±π”±π”’π”― 𝔐𝔲𝔰π”₯𝔯𝔬𝔬π”ͺ β„­π”¬π” π”¬π”ž πš’πšœ πš‹πšŽπšœπš πš™πš›πšŽπš™πšŠπš›πšŽπš πš πš’πšπš‘ πš’πš˜πšžπš› πšπšŠπšŸπš˜πšžπš›πš’πšπšŽ πš–πš’πš•πš” πšŠπš—πš πšπš‘πšŽ πšπšŽπšŠπš›πšœ 𝚘𝚏 πš’πš˜πšžπš› πšŽπš—πšŽπš–πš’πšŽπšœ.

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are the vast horrors of the universe keeping you up at night? Never fear, ✀ α—©α–΄Tα™“α–‡α˜œα’ͺOα™Ž ᘜOα’ͺα—ͺα™“α‘Ž ᙏIα’ͺK ✀ is here ➀ and it’s j...
08/31/2026

are the vast horrors of the universe keeping you up at night? Never fear, ✀ α—©α–΄Tα™“α–‡α˜œα’ͺOα™Ž ᘜOα’ͺα—ͺα™“α‘Ž ᙏIα’ͺK ✀ is here ➀ and it’s just what the (witch) doctor ordered.

a silky smooth golden tonic to help you shake off the spiderwebs and fall into a peaceful slumber.

α—©α–΄Tα™“α–‡α˜œα’ͺOα™Ž delivers an over-dramatic blend of organic turmeric, ginger, chamomile, cinnamon, ashwagandha, black pepper, reishi, vanilla bean powder, and allspice.

earthy, fragrant, with a spicy finish ➀ a beverage as otherworldly as you.

π”‘π”žπ”―π”’ 𝔱𝔬 𝔦𝔫𝔑𝔲𝔩𝔀𝔒?

πš‚πšπš›πšŠπš—πšπšŽ πš πš˜πš–πšŽπš— πšŠπš—πš πš—πš˜πš— πšŒπš˜πš—πšπš˜πš›πš–πš’πšœπšπšœ πš πšŽπš›πšŽ 𝚊𝚝 πš˜πš—πšŽ πšπš’πš–πšŽ πš™πš›πšŽπšœπšŒπš›πš’πš‹πšŽπš 𝚊 β€œπšœπšŽπšŠ πšŒπšžπš›πšŽβ€œ πšŠπš—πš πšœπšŽπš—πš 𝚝𝚘 πšπš‘πšŽ πš˜πšŒπšŽπšŠπš— - 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚒 πšπš›πš˜πš– πš™πš˜πš•πš’πšπšŽ πšœπš˜πšŒπš’...
04/22/2026

πš‚πšπš›πšŠπš—πšπšŽ πš πš˜πš–πšŽπš— πšŠπš—πš πš—πš˜πš— πšŒπš˜πš—πšπš˜πš›πš–πš’πšœπšπšœ πš πšŽπš›πšŽ 𝚊𝚝 πš˜πš—πšŽ πšπš’πš–πšŽ πš™πš›πšŽπšœπšŒπš›πš’πš‹πšŽπš 𝚊 β€œπšœπšŽπšŠ πšŒπšžπš›πšŽβ€œ πšŠπš—πš πšœπšŽπš—πš 𝚝𝚘 πšπš‘πšŽ πš˜πšŒπšŽπšŠπš— - 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚒 πšπš›πš˜πš– πš™πš˜πš•πš’πšπšŽ πšœπš˜πšŒπš’πšŽπšπš’ - 𝚝𝚘 πš›πšŽπšŒπš˜πšŸπšŽπš›. πš•πš’πšπšπš•πšŽ πšπš’πš πšπš‘πšŽπš’ πš”πš—πš˜πš , πšπš‘πšŽ πš˜πšŒπšŽπšŠπš— πš˜πš—πš•πš’ πšŽπš—πšŒπš˜πšžπš›πšŠπšπšŽπšœ 𝚊 πšœπšπš›πšŠπš—πšπšŽ πš πš˜πš–πšŠπš— 𝚝𝚘 πš™πš•πšžπš—πšπšŽ πšπšŽπšŽπš™πšŽπš› πš’πš—πšπš˜ πšπš‘πšŽ πšπšŽπš™πšπš‘πšœ 𝚘𝚏 πš‘πšŽπš› πš™πšœπš’πšŒπš‘πšŽ. πšπš˜πš› πšœπš‘πšŽ πš”πš—πš˜πš πšœ πšπš‘πšŠπš πšπš‘πšŽπš›πšŽ, πš’πš— πšπš‘πšŽ πšœπšŽπšπš’πš–πšŽπš—πš πš’πš— πšπš‘πšŽ πš‹πš˜πšπšπš˜πš– 𝚘𝚏 πš‘πšŽπš› πšπš•πšŠπšœπšœ, πš•πš’πšŽ πšπš‘πšŽ πš πš’πšœπšπš˜πš– πšœπš‘πšŽ πšœπšŽπšŽπš”πšœ

π”‡π”žπ”―π”¨ π”π”žπ”±π”±π”’π”― 𝔐𝔲𝔰π”₯𝔯𝔬𝔬π”ͺ β„­π”¬π” π”¬π”ž πš’πšœ 𝚊 πš‹πšŽπšŸπšŽπš›πšŠπšπšŽ 𝚊𝚜 πš‹πš˜πš•πš πšŠπš—πš πš‹πšŽπš πš’πšπšŒπš‘πš’πš—πš 𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚘𝚞.

01/14/2026

πšžπš™ πš’πš— πšπšŽπšŽπš™ πšœπš™πšŠπšŒπšŽ, πšπšŠπš› πšŠπš‹πš˜πšŸπšŽ πšπš‹πšŽ πšŒπš•πš˜πšžπšπšœ, 𝚊 πš–πš’πšœπšπšŽπš›πš’πš˜πšžπšœ πšœπšžπš‹πšœπšπšŠπš—πšŒπšŽ πšπš’πš•πš•πšœ πšπš‘πšŽ πšžπš—πš’πšŸπšŽπš›πšœπšŽ. πš’πš πšŒπšŠπš—πš πš‹πšŽ πšœπšŽπšŽπš—, πšπš˜πšžπšŒπš‘πšŽπš, πš˜πš› πš–πšŽπšŠπšœπšžπš›πšŽπš 𝚒𝚎𝚝 πš’πš πš‘πš˜πš•πšπšœ πšπš‘πšŽ πšœπš™πš’πšπšŽπš›πš πšŽπš‹ 𝚘𝚏 πšπšŠπš•πšŠπš‘πš’πšŽπšœ πšπš˜πšπšŽπšπš‘πšŽπš› πš πš’πšπš‘ πš’πš—πšŸπš’πšœπš’πš‹πš•πšŽ πšπš˜πš›πšŒπšŽ. πš”πš—πš˜πš πš— πš˜πš—πš•πš’ πšπš˜πš› πš’πšπšœ πš’πš—πšπšŽπš—πšœπšŽ πšπš›πšŠπšŸπš’πšπšŠπšπš’πš˜πš—πšŠπš• πš™πšžπš•πš•, πšπšŠπš›πš” πš–πšŠπšπšπšŽπš› πš›πšŽπš–πšŠπš’πš—πšœ πš˜πš—πšŽ 𝚘𝚏 πšπš‘πšŽ πšπš›πšŽπšŠπš πš–πš’πšœπšπšŽπš›πš’πšŽπšœ 𝚘𝚏 πšπš‘πšŽ πšžπš—πš’πšŸπšŽπš›πšœπšŽ.

𝚠𝚎 πš–πšŠπš’ πš—πš˜πš πš”πš—πš˜πš  πš–πšžπšŒπš‘ πšŠπš‹πš˜πšžπš πš’πš 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚒 πš‹πšžπš, 𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚘𝚞 πšŒπšŠπš— 𝚜𝚎𝚎, 𝚠𝚎 πš‘πšŠπšŸπšŽ πš˜πšžπš› πš‹πšŽπšœπš πšœπš™πšŠπšŒπšŽ 𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚜 πš πš˜πš›πš”πš’πš—πš πš˜πš— πš’πš... πš˜πš—πšŽ πšŒπšžπš™ 𝚊𝚝 𝚊 πšπš’πš–πšŽ.

01/02/2026

πšƒπš‘πšŽ 𝚏𝚘𝚐 πš’πšœ πšŒπš•πšŽπšŠπš›πš’πš—πš... 𝙰 πšπšŠπš›πš’πš—πš πšπš’πšπšžπš›πšŽ πšŠπš™πš™πšŽπšŠπš›πšœ. π™Έπš πš›πšŽπšŸπšŽπš•πšœ πš’πš— πšπš‘πšŽ πšœπš‘πšŠπšπš˜πš πšœ πšŠπš—πš πšœπš™πšŠπš›πš”πš•πšŽπšœ πš’πš— πšπš‘πšŽ πšœπšžπš—.

π”‡π”žπ”―π”¨ π”π”žπ”±π”±π”’π”― 𝔐𝔲𝔰π”₯𝔯𝔬𝔬π”ͺ β„­π”¬π” π”¬π”ž πš’πšœ πš’πš˜πšžπš›πšœ πšπš˜πš› πšπš‘πšŽ πšπšŠπš”πš’πš—πš 𝙸𝙡 ➀ πšŠπš—πš πš˜πš—πš•πš’ πš’πš ➀ 𝚒𝚘𝚞 πšπšŠπš›πšŽ 𝚝𝚘 πš’πš—πšπšžπš•πšπšŽ.

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