07/03/2026
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GOATS CALLED IN AS CRATER OF DIAMONDS LAUNCHES "OPERATION: MOW WHAT WE CAN"
MURFREESBORO, AR โ Following the growing list reports of waist high grass and overgrown sections at Crater of Diamonds State Park, one local woman has decided enough was enough. Instead of writing another Facebook comment, she reportedly showed up with an entire herd of goats.
Park visitors arriving this morning were greeted by dozens of four-legged landscapers enthusiastically clocking in for what officials are calling the park's most effective maintenance crew in weeks.
Witnesses say the goats immediately got to work, showing a level of dedication normally only seen when someone drops a bag of feed or opens a fresh bag of chips.
"It's the fastest we've seen the grass disappear all summer," joked one visitor. "The goats don't call in sick, they don't need w**d eaters, and they aren't scared of the sun."
The volunteer goat brigade has reportedly been so successful that several diamond hunters have begun following them around, hoping the newly grazed ground will reveal diamonds hidden beneath the jungle like vegetation.
At press time, park officials had not confirmed whether the goats would become permanent employees, but sources say they are already outperforming the maintenance budget and have accepted payment in hay, fresh water, and absolutely no paperwork.
SW Arkansas News Source reached out to the goats for comment, but they were too busy chewing through the next section of "deferred maintenance."