08/13/2026
THE GREAT FARM ROAD TRIP π
I was sent by Bright Pastures Homestead
We decided all the local farms deserved a day off.
That was our first mistake. π
We rented a bus and started picking everybody up.
Mrs. Angry Apewas supposed to bring breakfast.
They brought a dozen eggs.
Raw eggs.
No pan.
Great start.
π We stopped at Sitting Staff Ranch Ssr next, but they refused to leave until everyone helped them catch the animal that "was JUST HERE five seconds ago."
Twenty minutes later, we're back on the road.
π Freeman Family Homestead climbed aboard carrying a baby goat.
They swear it wasn't coming with us.
It's coming with us.
π Our first stop was the feed store.
9 Acres said, "Nobody buy anything. We're just looking."
They spent $347.
π Homeless to Homestead disappeared somewhere near the chick bins.
We haven't seen them since.
π± Rhodes Chaos found the clearance plant rack and now we're trying to figure out how to fit 14 fruit trees on the bus.
π¦ We finally stopped for lunch.
Our Family Harvest ordered something healthy.
Everyone booed.
π The Aussie Backyard Chicken Mumma suggested we make "one quick stop" at Tractor Supply.
That was three hours ago.
It's getting dark.
The bus is full of feed.
There's a goat in the passenger seat.
Someone bought chickens.
We have significantly less money than we started with.
And Faith Like A Rock just asked...
"Same time next week?"
π TAG THE FARMS YOU'RE TAKING ON THIS ROAD TRIP!
If you get tagged, tag other farms and keep this disaster going. πππ