Van Engelenhoven Cookies

12/04/2017

Happy National Cookie Day!

Tell us in comments who you think deserves Van Engelenhoven cookies and why, and you and your friend could BOTH win a plate of the world's most famous cookie*!

*do not fact check this

08/21/2017

Happy eclipse day from Van Engelenhoven Cookie Headquarters and their grumpy garden gargoyle, Gus!

08/07/2017

Hey Lauren Gappmayer! You won the National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day contest! Message us to claim your prize!

08/04/2017

Happy from the master baker and her grumpy gargoyle! Tell us why you love Van Engelenhoven cookies in the comments and one lucky winner will receive a plate of cookies! (But the gargoyle, being grumpy, doesn't believe in customer service so cookies cannot be shipped--you have to pick them up!)

02/13/2017

Happy Galentine's Day, Van Engelenhoven Cookie minions! Thanks to everyone who shared cookies with your favorite persistent women for our cookie contest. Our winner, selected by the master baker/a cabal of the ghosts of the matriarchal Van Engelenhoven line, is Susan Walker Mikell!!! Congrats, Sue! Contact the master baker or her spawns to collect your prize!

02/10/2017

you probably want to eat more of my mom's cookies...she's doing a cookie contest! Enter here.

The Van Engelenhoven Cookie recipe has been passed down from a long line of matriarchal bakers, and we celebrate strong women everywhere!

If you want to win a plate of Van Engelenhoven cookies, tell us in comments which amazing woman (in history or present day) you would want to share a Van Engelenhoven cookie with--open until 2/12!
(art credit to on Twitter)

02/09/2017

The Van Engelenhoven Cookie recipe has been passed down from a long line of matriarchal bakers, and we celebrate strong women everywhere!

If you want to win a plate of Van Engelenhoven cookies, tell us in comments which amazing woman (in history or present day) you would want to share a Van Engelenhoven cookie with--open until 2/12!
(art credit to on Twitter)

08/02/2016

Ladies and gentlemen, it is our great pleasure to present Van Engelenhoven Cookies's first official music video, created by the band known as Quit Your Day Job, who can sometimes be seen in the Boston Common when it's not too hot.

Their new #1 hit single, "Bake It Off," is inspired in equal parts by their love of Taylor Swift and Van Engelenhoven Cookies.

We invite you to enjoy.
https://youtu.be/cBcsVLU_96c

"Bake it Off (Van Engelenhoven Cookies) a semi original song by Quit Your Day Job

02/02/2016

Six more weeks of winter? Win a plate of Van Engelenhoven cookies to keep you warm! Like this status by February 3, and share for bonus entries!

Just be sure to keep them somewhere out of reach of others if you win.....

Pig trying to get cookies from the fridge

10/23/2015

Last call! Like this post to win a plate of MONSTROUS cookies tonight at Mackenzi Lee's book launch at King's English at 7 pm!

10/20/2015

The heiress to the Van Engelenhoven Cookie fortune, Mackenzi Lee, is speaking at King's English bookstore this Friday at 7 pm! Like this status for a chance to win a plate of Van Engelenhoven Cookies that will be given away at the event--must be present to win!

08/27/2015

Congratulations to Koda and his people who won the Van Engelenhoven Cookies contest!