Miss Piss Hot Chocolate

Miss Piss Hot Chocolate Miss P**s Hot Chocolate; Nothing Beats a Hot Cup of Miss P**s!

Our Marketing Manager, Tedd, has gone missing again. We found his laptop two days ago, unsupervised. This was the only t...
10/14/2025

Our Marketing Manager, Tedd, has gone missing again. We found his laptop two days ago, unsupervised. This was the only thing on the screen. If Tedd keeps making bad decisions that take him from his work, we may have to fire him for job abandonment.

We are very sorry for the delay in posts. We have been very busy as Tedd was kidnapped in Japan and was held for ransom....
10/04/2025

We are very sorry for the delay in posts. We have been very busy as Tedd was kidnapped in Japan and was held for ransom. We paid them what they wanted, to the sum of $70,000, and are happy to announce that Tedd has been returned safely! Looking good, Tedd! Have you done something new with your hair?

10/01/2025

We're pleased to announce that a generous customers has just left by SUV to pick Tedd up from the airport in Japan! A community is as beautiful as its denizens, and we are thankful for the people in San Angelo, Texas! See you in a while, Tedd!

Unfortunately, while boarding our plane back to the USA 🇺🇸 from our business trip in Japan, Tedd was allegedly found to...
10/01/2025

Unfortunately, while boarding our plane back to the USA 🇺🇸 from our business trip in Japan, Tedd was allegedly found to be carrying far more than the allowed carry weight in illicit anime material. We have elected to leave him in Japan for now and will return for him next week as we are in a hurry. Good luck, Tedd!

09/30/2025

Hot Chocolate fun fact! Did you know the key ingredient in any good hot chocolate is Tabasco sauce! Next time you make Hot Chocolate at home, add half a shot of Tabasco! Trust us, you'll barely taste it!

09/30/2025

Did you know "Miss P**s" in Japanese means "Eye of the Dragon"? Exciting!

09/29/2025

All we see on our Facebook feed is businesses closing. Bakeries, Coffee Shops, Pudding Stores. Maybe you should've invested more into Hot Chocolate!

09/29/2025

It's apparently national coffee day, so we will be pretending that Miss P**s Hot Chocolate is now Miss P**s Hot Coffee. Dont worry, its still Hot Chocolate. Unless it isn't. 👹🙏

09/29/2025

There's no such thing as a good morning. Unless there's a cup of Miss P**s Hot Chocolate involved. Then anything is possible!

This is Caeitlyinn. She is our first customer of the week! She has stopped into our location nine different times today ...
09/28/2025

This is Caeitlyinn. She is our first customer of the week! She has stopped into our location nine different times today in different disguises to buy our New Pumpkin Spice Flavored Whip Cream Topped Hot Chocolate. We are not sure why. Caeitlyinn we are not limiting them. You don't have to do this.

Now introducing our Pumpkin Spice flavored Whip Cream topped Hot Chocolate! Available at our location in San Angelo, Tex...
09/28/2025

Now introducing our Pumpkin Spice flavored Whip Cream topped Hot Chocolate! Available at our location in San Angelo, Texas! Our Marketing Manager Tedd said that the full title might be too long for customers but we don't care! We're still mad at you for yesterday, Tedd!

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1672 West Albien Street
San Angelo, TX
76903

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 9pm
Tuesday 10am - 9pm
Wednesday 10am - 9pm
Thursday 10am - 9pm
Friday 10am - 9pm
Saturday 10am - 9pm

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