MilTreats LLC

11/05/2025

ATTENTION SQUAD: IMPORTANT UPDATES!

11/03/2025

🎖️ LAST CALL, CRAYON EATERS! 🎖️

10 November 2025: The Leatherneck Club of Las Vegas 250th Marine Corps Birthday Bash!

This is your last chance to grab Crayons Ready-to-Eat (CREs) before we run out. We’ve got only 150 left until we find a new manufacturer and we don’t know when that’ll be.

If you’re in Vegas, get to the Leatherneck Club. If you know someone in the area, sound the alarm tell ’em to haul tail down there and snag you some before they’re gone!

10/31/2025

🎃 HALLOWEEN SAFETY BRIEF – ATTENTION SQUAD! 👻

Alright Squad, listen up! Tonight’s mission is Operation Trick or Treat.
Rules of engagement are simple:
1️⃣ Keep your head on a swivel and watch for those little ghouls crossing the AO.
2️⃣ Maintain proper candy to costume ratio because no one wants to see a sugar shortage.
3️⃣ Hydrate with Cup of Shut the F**k Up Coffee. ☕
4️⃣ Don’t let your six get caught without snacks, stock up on MilTreats gear.

After the candy haul, rally at www.MilTreats.com to kick off your holiday shopping early.
Support veteran owned, grab some mission ready gifts, and keep morale high this season.

Stay safe, stay spooky, and remember, bad decisions make good stories, but good snacks make better ones.

🎃

10/22/2025

🏆 Attention Squad! We Have a Winner! 🏆

The votes are in and the results are locked and loaded. Marine Lib #13 has officially taken the top spot in the MilTreats Giveaway! 🎉

This Lib had the Squad cracking up and rallied the most votes to secure the MilTreats Giveaway Bundle featuring Coffee, Stickers, and Apparel straight from the MilTreats arsenal.

Huge thanks to everyone who joined the fun, submitted entries, and cast their votes. You made this mission a blast! 💥

🔥 Missed out on the action? Don’t worry. You can still preorder your copy of Military Libs: Marine Corps Edition today and get the limited edition cover and bonus content.

👉 Preorder here: https://miltreats.com/products/military-libs-marine-corps-edition
👉 Stay locked in with the Scuttlebutt Newsletter for future giveaways, drops, and missions at www.MilTreats.com.

10/14/2025

🎉 Attention Squad! It’s Voting Time! 🎉 Voting Ends October 19th ...

The entries are in, and now it’s your turn to sound off! 💥

SOUND ON!

Watch the video below and comment which Marine Lib you like best, pick a number from 1 through 16. Voting Ends October 19th ...

🗳️ The Marine Lib with the most votes will secure the win in our MilTreats Giveaway!
☕ The creator of the top-voted Lib will snag a Coffee Bundle, Stickers, and Apparel straight from the MilTreats arsenal.
Voting Ends October 19th ...

Voting is officially open, so drop your favorite number in the comments and rally your battle buddies to vote too!

10/14/2025

🎉 Happy 250th Birthday to the U.S. Navy! ⚓️

Attention, Squids! 🦑 Yeah, we said it, with all due respect and a little bit of chocolate-fueled humor. Today, we raise a CRE in your honor (specifically the Squid Blue one, when it’s in stock).

From the days of hammocks and hardtack to aircraft carriers and Xbox on deployment, you’ve kept the seas locked down and the rest of us supplied with endless jokes. 💪

Here’s to 250 years of keeping the fleet afloat, looking sharp in dress whites, and proving that even if you don’t eat crayons, you definitely know a few Marines who do.

Happy Birthday, Sailors. Fair winds, following seas, and full pouches!

10/13/2025

The 250th is right around the corner.

Have you preordered our limited edition Military Libs - 250th Marine Libs yet?
https://miltreats.com/products/military-libs-marine-corps-edition

DAVE BRAY USA
https://youtu.be/fFXkc-1sw_E?si=xSs1ujHkk8AsS65w

BOOKING: [email protected]: https://www.davebrayusa.com/

10/11/2025

🎯 Marine LIBS ain’t just for Marines - it’s for the spouses, kids, and families who get the humor.

Perfect for family laughs, deployment downtime, or a little barracks banter.
But here’s the catch: To go to print we need to hit 200 pre-orders by our goal is by October 30.

Lock yours in today and help bring this mission to life.
🔗 https://pulse.ly/ysegqfh8nj

10/09/2025

🎖️ Remember Mad Libs on road trips?
Now it’s Military style - boot camp, chow, deployments, and pure fill-in-the-blank chaos.

But here’s the deal, squad: we don’t print unless we hit 200 pre-orders.
🗓️ Deadline: October 30th
✅ A limited edition Marine Corps 250th cover design
✅ An exclusive, printed-once 16-page historical Marine LIBS insert (emailed as a digital print)

Lock in your copy of Military LIBS: Marine Libs 250th Edition and help us bring this mission to life.
🔗 https://pulse.ly/zwju7jebd5

10/09/2025

Attention Squad: Here is our latest video on a full SITREP on Crayons Ready-to-Eat™ Waitlist Order shipping.

We’re still standing by due to high temps here in Las Vegas. The desert heat hasn’t been friendly to our chocolate, and we refuse to let your CREs melt in a non-climate-controlled warehouse or mail truck.

Based on the 30-day forecast, our best shipping window looks to be the third week of October. We appreciate your patience and support as we monitor the weather and move out the moment it’s safe to ship.

Stay vigilant, stay hungry, and thank you for sticking with us.

10/07/2025

SITREP, Marines. Orders are starting to roll in. But mission isn’t complete until we hit 200 preorders. October 30 is the cutoff. Rally your squad, share the link, and let’s finish strong. https://miltreats.com/products/military-libs-marine-corps-edition

09/29/2025

📢 SITREP: Our mission target is 200 preorders to hit the minimum and send Marine Libs to print. Right now, we are only a quarter of the way there with just hit over the 50 mark. 📝

We need your fire support to reach 200 and get these created, printed, and shipped out in time for the Marine Corps Birthday. 🎯

Secure your copy today and help us complete the mission.

🔗 https://pulse.ly/h0okzu20zt