05/27/2026
Good morning everyone!!! ☕ (Arabica Bean only….no mushrooms allowed)
You all officially hit the Monetization Giveaway goal and now it is time for a little chaos and chicken math fueled fun. One lucky chicken addict is going to win a dozen of my Hen’s Choice hatching eggs. This giveaway post will run until next Tuesday when I draw the winner and send one of y’all a box of tiny shell-covered bad decisions straight from my coop to your incubator. As always, shipping is on me. This box will also come with the official “Don’t worry, she/he won these” sticker so hopefully your partner believes you and you don’t end up having to explain yet another questionable financial decision involving birds that produce designer eggs 😂. Honestly though, some of y’all are one incubator away from needing a farm-themed intervention and I fully support it.
To enter:
🩷 You must be following me. I mean… I provide free entertainment between chicken chaos, rose obsession, broody hen hostage situations, and me accidentally hatching more birds than I have common sense for. If you are not following already, what exactly are you waiting on?
🩷 Love the post. A regular like works too, but smashing that love button helps tick the monetization up a little higher so the chickens can continue funding their expensive little lifestyles. They have standards around here apparently.
🩷 Sharing is caring. Toss this post out into the wild chicken internet so more people can join in. Don’t be little egg goblins hiding the post in a dark corner trying to improve your odds. Let the people experience the chaos.
🩷 Comment below once you’ve done all the fun things so I can keep track of everyone entering!
Fair warning though… opening a box of hatching eggs is a slippery slope. First it’s “just one dozen.” Next thing you know you’re out in pajamas at 11 PM with a flashlight checking on chicks, arguing with strangers about egg color genetics, and rearranging your entire life around birds that scream at you for mealworms like tiny feathered union workers. 😂
