05/14/2026
🚨 ATTENTION MEATHEADS 🚨
I’ve had a BUNCH of y’all asking when the next Hoop's Meat run is dropping… well NOW is your chance to lock it in before you start crying in my inbox again 😂🥩
Here’s how it works:
👉 For a flavor to run, we need AT LEAST 2 orders of that flavor.
👉 If your flavor only gets one lonely order… it’s getting benched until it finds a teammate 🏀🤣
So if you’ve been thinking about ordering:
✔️ Now’s the time
✔️ Text your buddy
✔️ Convince your wife / husband / mistress / lover
✔️ Bribe your coworker
Let’s fill these runs up and keep the dehydrator WORKING 🔥🔥
Drop your orders below or message me
P.S. Also making some kool-aid infused pineapple with a few flavors available. Great for the pool opening this weekend.