Uncle JED Meats LLC

07/11/2026

The ultimate heavy hitter lineup, all on one spud. 🥔🍖🧀

When we say "loaded," we mean it with pure pitmaster authority. This isn't just a side item—this is a full-blown destination plate.

We start with a massive, slow-baked Big J.E.D. Potato and pack it out with our signature wood-smoked chopped brisket. Then we crown the center with a rich, creamy scoop of mac and cheese, fresh green onions, and lay a beautifully smoke-ringed, tender pork rib right across the top.

No shortcuts, no gas perimeters, and zero excuses. Just real wood-fired East Texas and Houston traditions piled high. Come hungry, because this one is built to test your appetite.

⏱️ Trailer Window Hours
Thursday: 5:00 PM – 12:00 AM / Sellout
Friday: 5:00 PM – 12:00 AM / Sellout
Saturday: 5:00 PM – 12:00 AM / Sellout

📍 Choose Your Route
Walk-Up: Kroozin 249 Food Court (Houston, TX)
Instant Delivery: Tap below to order via UberEats!
Catering Tiers: Call us directly to book your event!

👇 TAP FOR INSTANT UBEREATS DELIVERY:
🔗 https://www.order.store/.../uncle.../Tf-S6d6xT0usBtIk59i5iw
📞 CALL US DIRECTLY FOR ALL CATERING INQUIRIES!






&Brisket
&Ribs

07/11/2026

Two heavy hitters, one bun. 🥩🧀🔥

We don't do boring sandwiches over here. This is what pure pitmaster authority looks like when comfort food collides.

We take a mountain of our signature, deep-bark chopped prime brisket—smoked low and slow over our custom wood blend—and pile it high. Then, we crown it with a rich, heavy scoop of creamy mac and cheese, fresh chopped parsley, and a perfect light drizzle of sauce.

No gas, no shortcuts, and absolutely no skimping on the portions. Come grab yours this weekend before the sold-out sign hits the window!

⏱️ Trailer Window Hours
Thursday: 5:00 PM – 12:00 AM / Sellout
Friday: 5:00 PM – 12:00 AM / Sellout
Saturday: 5:00 PM – 12:00 AM / Sellout

📍 Choose Your Route
Walk-Up: Kroozin 249 Food Court (Houston, TX)
Instant Delivery: Tap below to order via UberEats!
Catering Tiers: Call us directly to book your event!

👇 TAP FOR INSTANT UBEREATS DELIVERY:
🔗 https://www.order.store/store/uncle-jed-meats-llc/Tf-S6d6xT0usBtIk59i5iw

📞 CALL US DIRECTLY FOR ALL CATERING INQUIRIES!




&Brisket

07/01/2026

Thought we were done? Not even close. This is where the magic happens. 🤫🪵💤

​A lot of people can cook a brisket, but real pitmaster authority is proven in the rest. We don't rush the process. After smoking low and slow over our custom mixed woods, these briskets go straight into the holding cabinet to take a nap and let those internal juices settle perfectly.

​The result? Maximum moisture, a deep bark that stays intact, and meat so soft and tender it pulls apart with zero effort.

Don't stress the pits yourself—let Uncle J.E.D. Meats put them to sleep!

​👇 TAP FOR INSTANT UBEREATS DELIVERY:

🔗 https://www.order.store/store/uncle-jed-meats-llc/Tf-S6d6xT0usBtIk59i5iw

​📞 CALL US (832-422-5756) TODAY FOR CATERING QUOTES & AVAILABILITY!

07/01/2026

Big events deserve real wood smoke flavor authority. No gas, no shortcuts, no excuses. 🪵🔥

Another massive catering order hitting the boards and headed out to feed. No gas perimeters, no rushed timelines, and no masking flavors—just premium cuts handled with pure pitmaster authority.

​When you book us to cater your next event, your guests are getting the real standard:

​🥩 Prime Brisket: Aggressive pepper bark with perfectly rendered fat caps.

​🍖 Pork Rib Slabs: Clean-pulling tenderness with that signature wood-fired bend.

​🍗 Jumbo Turkey Wings: Rich, juicy dark meat with a flawless lacquer finish.

​From corporate gatherings to backyard events, don't sweat the cooking—let Uncle J.E.D. Meats take care of it for you!

​👇 TAP FOR INSTANT UBEREATS DELIVERY:
🔗 https://www.order.store/store/uncle-jed-meats-llc/Tf-S6d6xT0usBtIk59i5iw

​📞 CALL US (832-422-5756) TODAY FOR CATERING QUOTES & AVAILABILITY!

06/20/2026

# # The Smoke Rules the Greens 💨🥬

When the aroma hits you before you even turn down the road, you know the pitmaster did it right!

We’ve got a fresh pot of collard greens simmering over at the food court, and they are the truth. Tender enough to melt in your mouth, slow-simmered in their own rich potlikker, and packed with the meat from our seasoned, smoked turkey wings—tenderly stripped right down to the bone. No shortcuts, just pure flavor and patience.

📍 Where to Find Us & How to Order:

**Pull Up**: Kroozin 249 Food Court, Houston, TX | Come grab a plate before they're gone!

**Delivery**: ​🔗 ORDER NOW ON UBEREATS: https://www.order.store/store/uncle-jed-meats-llc/Tf-S6d6xT0usBtIk59i5iw

**Stay Connected by scanning our Linktree QR code at the truck and lock in for menu updates and exclusive drops.

06/20/2026

Real wood smoke, heavy bark, and zero shortcuts. This is the lineup straight from the pits. 🪵🔥

​We are loaded up and serving nothing but authentic flavor today at Kroozin 249. No gas, no tricks—just premium meats holding down a perfect smoke ring.

Check out what’s fresh out of the pits:

​Smoked Pork Steaks: Thick-cut, glistening, and packing an aggressive pepper-crusted bark with deeply caramelized edges. 🥩💥

​Smoked Turkey Wings: Jumbo wings featuring a flawless, uniform golden-amber mahogany skin that locks in every drop of juicy flavor. 🍗✨

​The Brisket: Currently resting right where it belongs—wrapped tight in traditional peach butcher paper to keep that exterior bark perfectly set while the juices redistribute. 🍑👑

​Pull up to the trailer to grab yours hot from the window, or tap the link below to let the smoke come straight to your front door via UberEats! 👇

How to Get Your Plate:
- Pull up to the window at Kroozin 249 Food Court (Houston, TX)

- Order delivery directly on UberEats

​🔗 ORDER NOW ON UBEREATS: https://www.order.store/store/uncle-jed-meats-llc/Tf-S6d6xT0usBtIk59i5iw

06/18/2026

06/16/2026

Bark so good it doesn't need a drop of sauce!!! 👑🥩

Swipe left to see what real wood-fired authority looks like. We're serving up prime brisket with a perfect smoke ring, savory snapped sausage, and our heavy-hitting signature bowls fresh daily at Kroozin 249.

Stuck at home or trapped at the office? We got you covered. You can now get Uncle J.E.D. Meats LLC delivered straight to your door!

The J.E.D. Standard Breakdown:
🪵 100% Custom Blended Wood Smoke (No Gas)
🎯 Pure texture, deep bark, and zero masking flavors
📍 Catch us at the Kroozin 249 Food Court in Houston

📲 HOW TO ORDER: Tap the link in our bio to order directly on UberEats, or swing by the window to see us behind the blade.
Direct Delivery Link: https://www.order.store/store/uncle-jed-meats-llc/Tf-S6d6xT0usBtIk59i5iw

05/28/2026

Lollipops for Grown-Ups.... J.E.D.-i-pops 🍭🥓 🐔

We don't cut corners at Uncle J.E.D. Meats LLC—we focus on the details. These Bacon Wrapped Chicken Lollipops are crafted with precision: hand-trimmed drumsticks, wrapped tight in full slices of premium bacon, touched with our signature seasonings and slow-smoked over our custom mixed woods until they hit absolute perfection.🍗🔥

Stop by our new spot at Kroozin 249 in Houston and see why we say no sauce is needed when the smoke flavor is this locked in.