Subby’s Ice And Beef Jerky

02/23/2025

Today, Donny T visited our store downtown Spruce Pine, we decided it would be a good idea not to feed him any jerky on account of the incident with Louii

Update: we got word from Leonard that Donald got ahold of a bag of jerky, we hope that this does not effect any work he is doing as president

02/22/2025

Our former amish employee “Motha-Brotha” Jacob spent his day cleaning out the back freezer at Donnaha’s Convenience store in Unaka Springs. This freezer was the first one we destributed back in 1979 and hasn’t been cleaned since then,

02/19/2025

For valentines day, our driver Gene Littleton headed east for myrtle beach south carolina where he enjoyed the hot sun and women on the beach

02/14/2025

Today we would like to thank our longest serving driver of 43 years, Gene Littleton, who is posed in front of subby’s oldest C-cab at western sizzlin’.

Gene once went 14 and a half days without using the bathroom and found that western sizzlin buffet helped him through the hard times

02/13/2025

Our recent customer, Louii brewer,. Is now ready to leave the hospital after what was said to he food poisoning from beef he ate somewhere, this is why we take pride in the cleanliness of our facilities to ensure a safer food choice

Acorrding to the local news, he layed on top of doctor peterson and smashed him underneath, but knowing how responsible brewer is, that’s simply not true

02/13/2025

Today was the day of our 2nd annual bbq cookout at the Spruce pine fire department, and leonard decided to help serve hotdogs with his newly aquirred scottish outfit.

We invited our whole customer base, but only Reggie’s facebook dating matches showed up, and susan is on the way to the vet again after attempting to take the food off the grill

02/13/2025

we would like to congratulate our delivery driver, Doug T., for getting married after a happy 2 weeks of dating, and thank you to Weaber Valley for helping us out with the pricing

We was happy to host another on track wedding during the race Satuday.

Host your Wedding at Weabers an the next one will be 50% off. Congrads this lovly couple on exchanging there vowels with us.

02/13/2025

braker 1-9, we have another load of ice coming to a town near you (if you’re located within 13.8 miles of mitchell county)

This is Doug troutman, one of our delivery drivers based in the small town of spruce Pine NC. He has been extremely loyal to the company with his 4 days of serving the area, he works for minimum wage and a quarter pound bacon burger which is good enough for us.

02/13/2025

Another happy customer, this is Louii Brewer, 14 years old of Toecain, NC and he has been a fan of our jerky for the passed day and a half. Thank you for your continued support for our services and we pray you get well soon.

Louii has been hospitalized as of lst night due to extreme stomach cramping caused by food poisoning, which he claims to have gotten when he ate his dog’s canned food after he won a round of fortnite in the game room

02/13/2025

People love our jerky almost as much as they do donnie T around here, we had 1 or two write-in votes for county commissioner. This is what we aim to do, we’re for the people… always.
VOTE SUBBY, HE’S QUITE DUBBY.

02/13/2025

After hurricane heleen came through Newland our product manager, eugene Littleton, spent the day handing out free ice cubes to the volunteers cleaning up the mud from citizens houses.

for Some Reason he said they kept declining his offer,.

()photo by jacob troutman

02/13/2025

today we Had The opportunity to gain a new distributore in unaked Springs, Tn. this one being donnahas store ticked in the hills of our beautiful land, we have a new rack inside the shop,.

tHe cashier, “donny-haw” davidson, loves our jerky almost as much as he loves his smokes.