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Two Crazy Goats Co. Florida goat farm 🐐 Educational goat content • Product reviews & recommendations • Cute goats, real advice, homemade soap | Goat Grams coming soon!

10/09/2026

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The Two Crazy Goats got married!We've been a little quiet around here lately... turns out planning a wedding takes just ...
09/07/2026

The Two Crazy Goats got married!
We've been a little quiet around here lately... turns out planning a wedding takes just as much energy as wrangling 54 goats! 🐐💍
But it's official — the Two Crazy Goats are officially MARRIED! 🎉 We even let the herd steal the spotlight on the cake (bride and groom goats included — swipe to see them in their veil and top hat 🤍🎩).
Thank you for your patience while we took some time to say "I do." Now that the "I dos" are done, we're back and jumping right back into farm life — goat videos coming very soon! 🐐🎥
Thanks for sticking with us. More chaos, cuteness, and content on the way! 💕

08/29/2026

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08/14/2026

He has a name. 🖤
You helped us choose and we listened. No more Orphan.
Meet Limerick. Or Limmy for short. 🖤
Poetry. Haiku. Limerick. Three souls. One beautiful story. This boy was never an orphan — he was just waiting for the right words. 🥹
Thank you to everyone who dropped suggestions and sent love. This moment belongs to all of us. 🖤🐐
Welcome to your name, Limmy. You earned it. 🖤
Drop a 🖤 to welcome Limerick to his new chapter! 👇

08/12/2026

This is what good vibes actually look like. 😌🖤
Bambi found me in the field today. No cookies. No peanuts. Just came over for chin scratches and stayed a while.
Sometimes that's all they need. Sometimes that's all I need too. 🥹
This face. This moment. This life. 🖤
Drop a 🖤 if Bambi just stopped your scroll! 👇

08/08/2026

Nose to nose on top of the world. 🖤
Hay delivery day and Dust claimed the top of that big roll before anyone else could blink. 😂
But then he just… stopped. Leaned right into my hands and looked at me like he had something important to say.
So I told him I loved him. Right there, nose to nose, on top of a hay bale in the middle of a Saturday. 🥹
These are the moments that make every early morning and every hard day completely worth it. 🖤🌾
This is farm life and I wouldn't trade it for anything.
Drop a 🖤 if your animals make the ordinary feel like everything! 👇

07/16/2026

His name is Orphan. And I think it's time we changed that. 🖤
When we named him we were in crisis mode — he had just lost his mom right here on this farm and the name just… stuck.
But look at this face. Coming over the fence just looking for a little love and a chin scratch. This boy is no orphan anymore. 🖤
Here's the thing — his sister was also named Orphan. We renamed her Poetry. Her son is Haiku. 🥹
This boy deserves to complete that story. He deserves a name with the same beauty, the same meaning, the same soul.
He was born into loss but he has been surrounded by love every single day since. His name should say THAT. 🖤
So I'm asking YOU — help me find his name. It should fit alongside Poetry and Haiku. Something beautiful. Something that means something.
Drop your suggestions below. He's waited long enough. 🥹🐐
What would YOU name him? 👇

07/10/2026

She came. She grazed. She accessorized. 👑

Meet Loves. And yes, those are weeds on her head. Worn with complete and total confidence. 😂
Nobody put them there. She did that herself. Grabbed a mouthful on the way through the field and somehow ended up crowned.
I don't make the rules on this farm. Apparently neither does she. 👑😂
We don't deserve these animals. We really don't. 🖤
Drop a 👑 if Loves is your new queen! 👇

very true.
07/09/2026

very true.

07/06/2026

"Nobody warns you how much you'll love a goat until you love one. This is Pixie. 🐐 "

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