06/24/2026
🐔🤣 HOW WE ACCIDENTALLY STARTED A CHICKEN CULT 🤣🐔
Remember back when my husband made me mad? So naturally, I handled the situation like a mature Christian woman...
I went and bought baby chicks out of spite. 😂
(Please don't ask how revenge chicks fix marital disagreements. The math is complicated.)We used to be a normal family.Everything was going great.
We had a rooster.
We had some hens.
Everyone knew their job.
Then we hatched our first flock of baby chicks. 🐣
my husband, being the wonderful enabler that he is, built me a bigger chicken coop.
Then a coyote came and snatched our rooster. Awww he was a great guy 😭🐓
Now most people would say,
"Well, that's sad."
Not me.
I immediately went into full-blown Mother Hen Emergency Mode™ and gathered every fertile egg I could find. Kind of like having a baby after the age of 40 (which i also did)
Without consulting my husband...or making a plan...
Without doing any math...math sucks right?
so
I stuffed 20 eggs into the incubator. 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚
Because I didn't want them to go to waste. Its a valid concern BTW
Now there's a very real possibility that we're about to hatch 20 more baby chicks.
Meanwhile, my husband is over here building coops, improving coops, and talking about coops.
Sir.
Every time you build a bigger coop, I hear:
"Honey, please buy more chickens."
So let's review:
😡 Bought revenge chicks.
🐣 Hatched baby chicks.
🐓 Lost the rooster.
🥚 Filled the incubator with 20 eggs.
🔨 Husband built another coop.
And somehow, I'M the one being called the crazy chicken lady when the chicken population doubles.
At this point, we're only one emotional support chicken away from needing zoning approval.
Pray for my husband.
Actually...
Pray for the incubator. 🤣🐔🥚
🐣😂❤️🐔