Serpentes Tequila

03/21/2026

01/18/2026

01/15/2026

Let’s welcome Serpentes Tequila for another great year of supporting the Stuart Boat Show. Stop at their booth this weekend.

12/31/2025

2025 is a skin you have outgrown. 🐍
Tonight isn't just about changing the calendar. It’s about shedding the old to make room for the new.
Leave the ordinary behind. Enter 2026 venomous.
Raise the Extra Añejo. Here’s to the new you.

12/30/2025

The final hours of 2025 are ticking away. Tomorrow night, we shed the old skin for good.
The only question left: Which venom are you choosing for the transition?
Blanco, Reposado, Añejo, or Extra Añejo.
Stock the arsenal before the ball drops. 🐍⏳

12/28/2025

The holiday limbo. Nobody knows what day it is. The only thing that matters is what's in your glass.

You’ve had enough sugar and spice. It’s time for smoke and agave.

The Smoked Old Fashioned, upgraded with Serpentes Reposado. Complex, warm, and exactly what this strange week calls for.

12/26/2025

The guests have gone. The noise has faded.
You survived the chaos. Now, earn the silence.
This is the time for the quiet moments between the holidays where time stands still. Pour the Añejo, sit back, and do absolutely nothing.
You’ve earned this exhale. 🐍🥃

12/25/2025

The waiting is over. 🎄

Today isn't for the everyday. It's for the extraordinary. Whether it's the centerpiece of your feast or the toast that caps off the night, make it memorable with Serpentes.

Shed the ordinary traditions and savor the moment.

How are you celebrating today?

12/25/2025

The wrapping is finished. The house is finally quiet. The fire is crackling.

This is the moment right before the chaos begins. Forget the milk and cookies for Santa—this is the ritual you’ve earned.

A slow pour of Serpentes Reposado. Warm oak, vanilla, and agave tones perfect for a silent night.

Merry Christmas Eve. Shed the ordinary traditions tonight. 🐍🎄🥃

12/24/2025

Dreaming of a White Christmas? We can arrange that. 🐍❄️
Two days left. The noise is getting louder. Cut through the chaos with something pure, crisp, and unapologetic.
Serpentes Blanco. Best served ice cold while wrapping those final gifts.
Don't wait for a miracle. Find a retailer near you at the link in bio.

12/22/2025

We heard you made the Naughty List. Good. 🐍

3 Days Left.

Shed the traditions that don’t serve you. Upgrade the offering under the tree (or on the mantel).

Find a retailer near you via the link in bio. Don't show up empty-handed.