Fabulous Fainting Goats of St. Louis

05/12/2026

Call or text 636 358 9100 for details on our fainting goats!

05/12/2026

Welcome back! We'd like to reintroduce ourselves, we are fabulous fainting goats of st louis! We raise mytonic goats and currently have babies available! We have multiple babies we are taking deposits on. Please don't message us on messenger as it's unreliable, CALL or TEXT 636 358 9100 for details and pictures! FCFS

09/29/2024

This is happening on our farm today starts at 5 o’clock. If you’re close by and looking for something fun to do, the weather is great.
Follow the link to get tickets . Live music and great food.

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/j3p7zns17z974pY2/?mibextid=WC7FNe

07/10/2024

 I’ve decided to reduce the herd by 30%. It’s going to be on a first come first serve basis so text me on my cell 636-358-9100 messenger is not great for me. I will be offering one free goat to anyone that buys three. please share with people you think might be interested. Thanks - Jeff Suchland

04/16/2024

I do have some baby goats available from the spring. I also have these cutie pies out of my LG dogs.  This is a very old mix and a lot of fun as a breed great family pets.
https://www.facebook.com/61555851855430/posts/122139925388195061/?d=n

02/08/2024

We’re going do this one more time this Saturday. Last week was loads of fun and the weather is still great. Come out if you can. It’s five dollars a person parking will be great. We’re gonna park in the field on the left of the house. And you could come home with a baby goat. I have several available for sale.

https://www.facebook.com/100064776696298/posts/796396135862936/?d=n Obviously

We’re going to have another baby cuddling time! New time.

This Saturday, Feb 10.
Two sessions:

10-11:30am if your last name starts with A - M

11:30-1:00pm - if your last name starts with N - Z

$5/person

It’s an open house event and to ensure that everyone has a great time, we would like to try a system to divide the attendance into roughly 2 groups, based on the last name. If there’s more than one last name in your group, please pick the one that works best for your group.

This is an honor system and we’re not going to turn people away if their time slot don’t work into their schedule. We really just want to make sure that we will have enough babies to cuddle with when you are here.

Our farm address is 555 South Ridge Road, Troy, MO 63379.
When you see a big boat, turn into the gravel driveway and drive up to the house. Parking is on your left in the field.

Need more info, call or text 636-465-9218

02/02/2024

Something we’ve got going on here on the farm this weekend. The weather should be great. We have about 15 baby goats and they are for sale. You might end up taking one home if you come out. They are adorable. I haven’t posted anything about them yet but I got some great pictures, I might post that soon. Come out if you’re local.

UPDATE: Looking forward to seeing you all today. Staggered arrival is appreciated so we don’t have too many people waiting to hold the babies. The babies will be here for the whole time, so there’s plenty of time of snuggling.

Need some baby cuddling time? Come on over to our farm to snuggle with all of our baby animals.

This Saturday, Feb 3,
from 3-5pm
$5/person.

Our farm address is 555 South Ridge Road, Troy, MO 63379.
If you see a big boat, turn into the gravel driveway and drive up to the house.

Need more info, call or text 636-465-9218

12/21/2023

We are expecting about 25 new babies to be born late December early January keep an eye out for baby fainting goats available in mid January. I do have a short waiting list this time so if you want to get on it, please contact me. Also, below in case your herd needs a guardian this boy would be a good one.

https://www.facebook.com/100094391275911/posts/215761078246933/?d=n

Just one puppy left looking for his new home. These pups have been incredible. The perfect mix of both mom and dad. Loki has been in training as a guardian dog of alpaca, sheep, goats, chickens, and ducks. Surprisingly he is the one that I thought would be first to go. Feel free to contact me on my cell for more details 636-358-9100.He is 6 month.

09/13/2023

We have one final big event of the year here on the farm. Chef Matt is making some delicious incredible food for us from our farm raised meats. Follow the link in his post for tickets.

https://www.facebook.com/100091997603107/posts/215605184849400/?d=n