The Perfect Blade

05/20/2026

Few ideas im working on for shirts & hats.

05/16/2026

🦫 OTIS IS NOT HAPPY. 🪚

“Sharpen chainsaws?! Sounds AIN’T beaver to me!”

Otis says dull chains mean more chew jobs for hardworking beavers everywhere… but Mr. Sharpington says a sharp chain saves time, cuts cleaner, and makes your saw safer to use.

If your chainsaw is pulling sideways, throwing dust instead of chips, or making you fight every cut, it’s time for a sharpening.

Now offering professional chainsaw sharpening in Tyrone & Peachtree City!

✔ Cleaner cuts
✔ Faster cutting
✔ Less wear on your saw
✔ Less frustration in the woods

Otis may not approve… but your chainsaw definitely will. 😄

Bring your chains by and let Mr. Sharpington get them cutting right again!

05/07/2026

The Reclaimed Series first build. Coming to life!!

03/17/2026

🚨 THIS SATURDAY AT BROOKS MARKET 🚨

I’ll be there…
standing at my sharpening station…

looking like the Maytag repairman of knife sharpening…

JUST… WAITIN’. 😐

Because apparently…

Y’ALL OUT HERE
👉 SMASHING tomatoes
👉 WRESTLING onions
👉 SAWING through steak like you’re building a deck

AND NOBODY THINKS…
“Hey… maybe my knife is the problem.” 🤦‍♂️

Meanwhile, I’m at Brooks Market like:

“Hello? Anybody got a dull knife?”
crickets chirping 🦗🦗🦗

At this point I’m about to start walking up to strangers like:
“Ma’am… respectfully… I KNOW your knife ain’t right.” 😂

Don’t do me like that this Saturday.

Don’t have me out there… fully trained… emotionally prepared…
with fresh belts… dialed in edges…

AND NOTHING TO SHARPEN.

👉 Bring me your dullest, saddest, most embarrassing knife.
The one you hide when company comes over.

I’ll fix it. I promise.

Stay Sharp with The Perfect Blade.

03/08/2026

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

After a two-month break…

Yes.

Two.

Long.

Months.

The knives of Brooks Market have been out here STRUGGLING.

Tomatoes have been bruised.
Onions have been crushed.
Carrots have been emotionally damaged.

But guess what?

The Perfect Blade is BACK at Brooks Market in March.

If your knife sounds like it’s chewing instead of slicing…
If you’re sawing through chicken like you’re building a deck…
If you’ve said, “Eh, it’s fine…” (it’s not fine)…

Bring it.

For two months your blades have been on vacation.
Now it’s time for them to go back to work.

I’ll be set up, wheels turning, sparks flying, edges screaming for redemption.

Let’s restore order in the kitchen.

See you at Brooks Market.
And let’s fix what winter did to your knives.

Stay Sharp with The Perfect Blade.

12/13/2025

12/07/2025

Something Forged.
Something Carved.
Something Heirloom.
Coming Soon………

12/02/2025

Custom etching. I’m addicted to this process

12/02/2025

Custom Petty knives with Ottawa Senators logo engraved.