20/06/2024
Pizza Review time: MR. MOTO
This California chain that makes "new-york style" pizza is the new kid on the block in Vegas. Color me curious and pretty close to where I live, so I had to eventually try it. This new kid needs to go back to California cause this shouldn't fly here. Not that I have much faith in Vegas locals tastebuds, but it surely assaulted mine. After doing some research and looking at pics, I wasn't too hopeful, but I do this for you, kids, so you don't have to. My personal sacrifice to this world. Haha. So a couple months back this is where I wanted to take Rich for our two man review, as he was due for a dud, but after seeing the prices I couldn't justify spending that much for what I thought was gonna be bad pizza. I'm so happy with that decision, although I still felt cheated and ripped off just with these slices. I wanted my taste buds and my money back. Like any new place, I have to start with a cheese slice to get my baseline. This had too much (cheap) cheese and barely any flavor. Like, almost no flavor, just slimy ass cheese. The crust was crispy! Finally, a bright spot... but Alas was still awful. Although slightly crispy and foldable, it felt too light, not like a cracker, but maybe a croissant. It was hard to explain but awful. Then you get to the crust,and it had no crunch, which just made no sense. Just bad all around. The next slice was the Mr. Moto, which had italian sausage, Spanish chorizo, burrata, marinara, and garlic paste base. The sausage had barely any taste and was very cheap, the chorizo had a weird taste to it. Offputting, and not like any chorizo I've ever had. I thought that was a cool idea for an ingredient, but not when it comes from the toilet bowl. The burrata was cheap and almost pointless, the sauce was too sweet and gave Prego a run for its money, and the garlic paste was indistinguishable. This being a California chain, it's no surprise they try and get fancy with ingredients like truffle oil, hot honey, burrata, and more, but if it's all gonna be garbage anyway why bother? You're just trying to sucker people at this point. All in all, I may have had better pizza at bowling alleys.
Side note: why do people not fold their pizza? Do you like using two hands and looking awkward as f**k while having pizza? I get you can't do it woth fast food pizza or floppy slices but at least you could have done it with this dreck. It's not some secret thing that only New Yorkers know about and it ain't rocket science. I will never understand this.