Vinny’s Goat Farm

07/14/2026

🐐🌟 Goat of the Week: Jolene 🌟🐐

Everybody meet Jolene our spunky, adventurous, “I’m probably not supposed to be doing this” girl! 😂

We brought Jolene and her sister Dolly home over a year ago, and at first Jolene was pretty shy and skittish. But it didn’t take long for her true personality to come out!

Now she is the first one in your business, making sure she knows exactly what you’re doing and, most importantly… if you have a snack! 😆 Her absolute favorite? Animal crackers! 🥰

Jolene is the master escape artist of Vinny’s Goat Farm. If there is a gate left open, a tiny opportunity, or a way she thinks she can sneak out… she will find it. She is the reason we have our famous “KEEP THE GATE SHUT AT ALL TIMES” sign! 🚪🐐

She keeps us laughing, keeps us on our toes, and reminds us that every goat has their own special personality. Jolene may be a little troublemaker, but she has the biggest place in our hearts. ❤️

Keep being your silly self, Jolene girl! We wouldn’t have you any other way. 🐐💕

07/14/2026

07/14/2026

🎉 Vinny’s Goat Farm is growing, and we couldn’t be more thankful! 🐐❤️

We are getting so close to our next follower milestone, so we wanted to introduce ourselves again for everyone who has recently joined our little farm family.

Hi! We’re Brandy and Darren, the faces behind Vinny’s Goat Farm. Welcome to everyone who’s fallen in love with our goats and our crazy little farm life!

When Brandy was a little girl, her mom always told her, “One day, when you have your own home, you can have whatever animals you want.” Well… she definitely took that to heart! 😂

It all started with two goats as an anniversary gift. Then, as every goat owner knows… goat math happened. Now our herd has grown into something we never imagined, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

We’re proud to be a military owned family farm, balancing Army life, farm life, and everything in between. Some days are hectic, some days are messy, but with God’s grace, a lot of hard work, and plenty of laughter, we’re making it.

Our farm is named after our very best boy, Vinny, whose love inspired the dream that became Vinny’s Goat Farm.

Around here, our priorities are simple:
✝️ God first
❤️ Family
🇺🇸 Country
🐐 Farm

Thank you for following our journey, cheering us on, and loving our animals as much as we do. Whether you’ve been here from the beginning or just found us, we’re so grateful you’re part of our farm family.

07/14/2026

Welcome to Vinny’s Goat Farm, where opening the gate starts the daily Goat Olympics! 🐐💨🌿 They know exactly where the fresh leaves and berries are, and they’re not wasting a single second getting there! 😂❤️

07/14/2026

The girls know where they need to go…. To get those fresh fallen leaves

07/04/2026

🇺🇸❤️ Happy 250th Birthday, America! ❤️🇺🇸

From all of us at Vinny’s Goat Farm, we wish you and your family a joyful and blessed Independence Day as we celebrate 250 years of freedom.

Today is more than fireworks, cookouts, and red, white, and blue. It’s a day to remember the courage, sacrifice, and unwavering spirit of those who fought for the freedoms we enjoy. We are grateful for the men and women who have served and continue to serve our nation, protecting those freedoms every day.

As a military family, this day holds a special place in our hearts. We are thankful for every service member, veteran, first responder, and the families who stand beside them.

“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on.” — Ronald Reagan

As you celebrate today, don’t forget about your animals. Fireworks can be frightening for goats and other livestock. Make sure they have a safe, secure place, plenty of fresh water, hay to keep them occupied, and check on them throughout the evening.

From our farm to yours, may God continue to bless your family, your farm, and the United States of America.

🇺🇸 God. Family. Country. Farm. 🇺🇸

Happy Independence Day and Happy 250th Birthday, America! ❤️🤍

06/25/2026

🐐🌿 Poppy’s Summer Mood 🌿🐐

“Mom said it’s too hot to be running around, so I’ve claimed this shady spot and will be accepting snacks and compliments only. ☀️💁‍♀️

Remember, friends stay cool, drink your water, and don’t work harder than a goat has to!”

💕 Meet Poppy, one of the sweetest little girls at Vinny’s Goat Farm. She may be small, but she’s already mastered the art of relaxing in style. 🐐❤️

06/25/2026

🐾🐐 A Message from Vinny, CEO of the Farm 🐐🐾

“Hey friends! Vinny here with your daily reminder: drink your water! 💧 It’s getting mighty hot here in North Carolina, and staying hydrated is important for everyone humans and goats alike!

While you’re filling your own water bottle, don’t forget about your four legged farm crew. Make sure your goats have plenty of cool, fresh water and lots of shade to relax in during these hot summer days. ☀️🌳

Stay cool, stay hydrated, and keep those goat snacks coming! ❤️🐐

— Vinny, CEO of Vinny’s Goat Farm 🐾”

06/23/2026

🐐🪵 Mary’s Construction Company is now open for business… apparently.

Daddy stepped away for five seconds and came back to find Mary proudly perched on top of the wood pile like she personally paid for the lumber.

How Mary’s chunky little butt got up there, we have absolutely no idea. There were no witnesses, no ladder, and no signs of struggle.

When asked what she was doing, Mary looked offended and seemed to say:

“Excuse me, I’m supervising. You’re welcome.”

She insists she’s helping with the project. We’re pretty sure she just heard the word “board meeting” and took it literally.

🐐🪵😂

06/23/2026

🔥🐐 Goat Shenanigans: Dolly Edition 🐐🔥

Breaking News from Vinny’s Goat Farm:

Dolly would like everyone to know that she is innocent.

Despite being caught standing in the fire pit, munching on pine needles we had tossed in there, she insists she had absolutely nothing to do with the missing pile.

When questioned, she firmly stated:

“Wasn’t me.”

Unfortunately for Dolly, the evidence was literally all over her face. Ash-covered nose and a look of zero regret.

We presented the proof.

She denied everything.

Her lawyer (June) advised her to remain silent and demand treats.

Case status: Closed. Guilty as charged.

🤣🐐🔥