Gus the Cantaloupe

Gus the Cantaloupe My mother was a Walmart melon. I started life as a seed, but I fell between the cracks. I'd still like to produce a melon to prove the world wrong. I can do it!

Don't let the cat p*e on me! As a plant my pronouns are: They/Them

Gus is going crazy, and has produced a fruit with assisted pollination. From end-to-end Gus is about 40' I just can't ...
07/29/2024

Gus is going crazy, and has produced a fruit with assisted pollination. From end-to-end Gus is about 40' I just can't tell if he's a standard pumpkin or an Atlantic Giant.

I've been just sitting around chillin' and absorbing the sun's rays!
07/13/2024

I've been just sitting around chillin' and absorbing the sun's rays!

I made a flower, NONE of my brother or sisters are even close to a flower - and they all got planted in soil.
06/26/2024

I made a flower, NONE of my brother or sisters are even close to a flower - and they all got planted in soil.

The rains have been good for me!
06/19/2024

The rains have been good for me!

I'm getting bigger
06/09/2024

I'm getting bigger

A couple of bullies came over to threaten me. This is Vladimir & Dmitry - a couple of Atlantic Giant pumpkins who like ...
06/04/2024

A couple of bullies came over to threaten me. This is Vladimir & Dmitry - a couple of Atlantic Giant pumpkins who like to throw their weight around and declare decorative Atlantic Giant pumpkins as the best melon.

They blocked the sun for a couple hours, then demanded protection money from solar eclipses.

Uncle Charlie the Cantaloupe stopped by today, he never realized his true and full potential. He was left on the counte...
06/03/2024

Uncle Charlie the Cantaloupe stopped by today, he never realized his true and full potential. He was left on the counter a bit long and started to turn.

I must remain on my path, to fulfill my destiny!

Ahh.. the morning sun, and I'm starting to work on a new leaf today. Today I'll be listening to Mellon Collie and the I...
06/02/2024

Ahh.. the morning sun, and I'm starting to work on a new leaf today. Today I'll be listening to Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness by The Smashing Pumpkins.

Any gamers out there?
05/30/2024

Any gamers out there?

Could somebody please setup a small CD player near me. I wanna listen to my favorite band - Blind Melon.
05/29/2024

Could somebody please setup a small CD player near me. I wanna listen to my favorite band - Blind Melon.

05/28/2024

I'm just happy I wasn't swallowed as a seed!

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55044

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