The Chaotic Kitchenette

The Chaotic Kitchenette Tiny kitchen. Huge appetite.

I'm Steph, a nacho-loving DC native who didn't believe my mom when she told me my college apartment would be the nicest I'd ever live in. Fast forward 5 years, and now I'm trying to cook for two in a 1960s apartment kitchen with no dishwasher, no garbage disposal, no microwave, and only 2 square feet of counter space. I'm here to try to prove to myself and all the other tiny apartment-dwellers out there that you actually can cook in a kitchen better suited to a child's playhouse.... it just might get a little chaotic.

Whenever I'm in charge of ordering the food for meetings at work, everyone assumes I'm going to order @farmbirddc... and...
08/01/2017

Whenever I'm in charge of ordering the food for meetings at work, everyone assumes I'm going to order @farmbirddc... and they are correct 😍

Last night in Paris = Macarons and champagne for dessert
07/09/2017

Last night in Paris = Macarons and champagne for dessert

Après combien de frites est-ce que je deviens une frite?
07/03/2017

Après combien de frites est-ce que je deviens une frite?

When in Belgium
07/03/2017

When in Belgium

🎢🎢 Brie, tomatoes, garlic, and basil marinated in olive oil and tossed with angel hair pastaaaa - these are a few of my ...
06/18/2017

🎢🎢 Brie, tomatoes, garlic, and basil marinated in olive oil and tossed with angel hair pastaaaa - these are a few of my favorite things 🎢🎢

Dreams really do come true!
06/14/2017

Dreams really do come true!

It’s official…There will be #WawainDC starting December 2017! Which Wawa favorites are you going to grab on your first #WawaRun? See you soon πŸŽ‰ Details: http://bit.ly/2sZUXmY

Louie is a CKDC fan too! His favorite snack is definitely my special PUPsicles πŸ˜‚ also known as frozen chicken broth cube...
06/13/2017

Louie is a CKDC fan too! His favorite snack is definitely my special PUPsicles πŸ˜‚ also known as frozen chicken broth cubes!

Prep on prep on prep. Prettttty excited for my @pinchofyum Detox Moroccan-Spiced Chickpea Glow Bowls for lunch this week...
06/13/2017

Prep on prep on prep. Prettttty excited for my @pinchofyum Detox Moroccan-Spiced Chickpea Glow Bowls for lunch this week!

http://www.chaotickitchenette.com/home/creamy-gazpacho
06/12/2017
Creamy Gazpacho

http://www.chaotickitchenette.com/home/creamy-gazpacho

Hello friends! Remember me? No? I don't blame you! I've been totally off
the grid recently, with no real excuse other than a combo of travel and new
doggy mom responsibilities! Tim and I are now the proud parents of Louie
dog, also known as Glue-ie, because he's never more than a few inches fr...

Never has a truer article been written #grottosforlife
06/12/2017
Why I Take the Same Vacation Every Summer

Never has a truer article been written #grottosforlife

There's something marvelous about eschewing the new in favor of the familiar, especially when french fries and orange sherbet are involved.

Today I learned that you can order martinis "filthy." 🍸😍
06/10/2017

Today I learned that you can order martinis "filthy." 🍸😍

Nothing better than a ramen-ish soup on a chilly (aka 68 degree) summer night!
06/07/2017

Nothing better than a ramen-ish soup on a chilly (aka 68 degree) summer night!

Noodle bowl prep. Next up: mushroom broth with bok choy and brown rice noodles 😍
06/07/2017

Noodle bowl prep. Next up: mushroom broth with bok choy and brown rice noodles 😍

After months of getting it catered at every possible opportunity, I finally have unlimited access to @farmbirddc and I t...
06/06/2017

After months of getting it catered at every possible opportunity, I finally have unlimited access to @farmbirddc and I think I'm a pollo vegetarian now πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”

When your flight gets super delayed.... San Francisco, here I come! #walkerdowntheaisle
05/28/2017

When your flight gets super delayed.... San Francisco, here I come! #walkerdowntheaisle

@philippgrubauer31 has good taste! Go Caps!!!! πŸ’πŸ†
05/06/2017

@philippgrubauer31 has good taste! Go Caps!!!! πŸ’πŸ†

Best sous chef in town 🐢 #louiedog
05/01/2017

Best sous chef in town 🐢 #louiedog

The Easter bunny knows us so well 🐰🍷
04/16/2017

The Easter bunny knows us so well 🐰🍷

Apparently today is french fry day. I don't hate it. Hellooooo bacon fat fries 😍
04/13/2017

Apparently today is french fry day. I don't hate it. Hellooooo bacon fat fries 😍

Every day I'm trufflin' 🌭🍟 (yeah I stole this caption from their tshirts SO WHAT) @swizzlerfoods
04/13/2017

Every day I'm trufflin' 🌭🍟 (yeah I stole this caption from their tshirts SO WHAT) @swizzlerfoods

Getting a head start on #tacotuesday with some homemade shrimp tacos 🍀🍀🍀
04/11/2017

Getting a head start on #tacotuesday with some homemade shrimp tacos 🍀🍀🍀

04/09/2017

How can you say no to breakfast margaritas? #sundayfunday

Fajita party, or dinner for one? We may never know.
04/04/2017

Fajita party, or dinner for one? We may never know.

Salad goals πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…
04/03/2017

Salad goals πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…

First attempt at homemade pizza was πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ Not pictured: allll the prosciutto on top 😍
04/03/2017

First attempt at homemade pizza was πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ Not pictured: allll the prosciutto on top 😍

My fiancΓ© went to Pineapple and Pearls last night and you'd better believe I snagged his gift bag when he got home! Stil...
03/31/2017

My fiancé went to Pineapple and Pearls last night and you'd better believe I snagged his gift bag when he got home! Still #1 on my restaurant bucket list 🍷🍽

Now give me ALL THE SPICY MUSTARD!
03/28/2017

Now give me ALL THE SPICY MUSTARD!

Dying over the @healthyfool veggie pho 😍 #notsaddesklunch
03/27/2017

Dying over the @healthyfool veggie pho 😍 #notsaddesklunch

Don't worry, this was followed by a veal porterhouse.
03/26/2017

Don't worry, this was followed by a veal porterhouse.

Hello, beautiful 😍
03/23/2017

Hello, beautiful 😍

#meatlessmonday
03/20/2017

#meatlessmonday

03/16/2017

It's the Chaotic Kitchenette's first birthday! ... at least, if you count from when I had enough posts up to feel comfortable sharing it :) Thank you all for your love and support this year. Happy eating!!

It's cold and snowy outside but warm and pasta-y inside! #snowday
03/14/2017

It's cold and snowy outside but warm and pasta-y inside! #snowday

03/08/2017
Epicurious

No, YOU watched this video three times in a row 🍝

Because sometimes, you just want a bowl of really good noodles!

FULL RECIPE: http://bit.ly/2dZHKVY

You guys, I tried @sasyafoods this weekend at the @unionkitchendc #meetthemakers event, and I am OBSESSED! I had it on t...
03/08/2017

You guys, I tried @sasyafoods this weekend at the @unionkitchendc #meetthemakers event, and I am OBSESSED! I had it on tilapia tonight, eggs yesterday, chips the day before.... I'm going to need another jar soon! Check it out at Union Kitchen Grocery (and @wholefoods soon)! PS this isn't an ad, I just love this stuff that much 😍😍😍

What's better than one Farmbird sandwich? Unlimited bite-sized Farmbird sandwiches 😍 @farmbirddc @unionmarketdc #meetthe...
03/04/2017

What's better than one Farmbird sandwich? Unlimited bite-sized Farmbird sandwiches 😍 @farmbirddc @unionmarketdc #meetthemakers

#weekend
03/04/2017

#weekend

New favorite way to eat pasta and feel good about it: add in a few zucchinis' worth of zoodles. Double the food for half...
03/02/2017

New favorite way to eat pasta and feel good about it: add in a few zucchinis' worth of zoodles. Double the food for half the guilt! #moderationwho

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