Asstastic Acres

05/26/2026

🍂 Vendor Spots Are NOW OPEN for Fall on the Farm at Asstastic Acres! 🍂

We are so excited to begin planning another incredible event filled with family fun, shopping, food, music, and community support! If you are a local vendor looking to showcase your business, we would love to have you join us.

Vendor spaces are limited, so don’t wait to reserve your spot!

📩 Please message the Asstastic Acres page ONLY for vendor information and applications.

We can’t wait to make this year’s second annual Fall on the Farm bigger and better than ever! 🎃🐐🍁

05/12/2026

There isn’t a big enough thank you to give these two right here. From the late nights and early mornings to the last minute preparations to make sure everything is to my standards, their loyalty has never bent. None of what we do would be possible without these two. 🖤

05/10/2026

WOW — what an INCREDIBLE day at Asstastic Acres! 🖤🐐

We want to give a HUGE thank you to every vendor who came out and helped make our Spring Fling such a success. The variety of QUALITY products, handmade goods, treats, and unique finds was absolutely amazing — and several vendors SOLD OUT before the day was over!

To everyone in the community who showed up, supported local businesses, brought your families, and spent the day with us… THANK YOU. The love and support shown to this little farm out in the country continues to blow us away every single time.

From the laughter and smiling faces to the baby goats, food, vendors, and family fun — yesterday was truly special.

Today will be spent recovering from the food coma caused by all the delicious food we enjoyed yesterday.

We are beyond grateful for each and every one of you! 💚

-Zach and Jeremy

05/09/2026

If you aren’t here, you’re missing out! There is still plenty of time and lots of vendors. Come out and spend the day with us !

05/08/2026

We can’t wait to see everyone tomorrow ! It’s going to be an incredible day. Make sure you make plans to stop by and see everyone. 🖤

05/08/2026

Make sure and check them out tomorrow for some delicious pancakes. And did we mention homemade ?!

We will be at Asstastic Acres tomorrow making our delicious mini pancakes fresh to order. Come out and enjoy the day with us!

05/07/2026

We have several other amazing local vendors joining us on Saturday that have not been spotlighted, plus a full day of family fun from 10AM–4PM!

✨ Face Painting (donation only)
🐴 Pony Rides (donation only)
🏰 FREE Bouncy Houses
🐐 Petting Zoo
🎶 Great atmosphere & local shopping
💛 And of course… BABY GOATS!

The parking fields have been cut, layouts are finalized and the barns getting a final clean. The weather is looking absolutely beautiful, so grab your friends and family and come spend Mother’s Day weekend with us at the farm. We can’t wait to see everyone Saturday! It is certain to be an incredible day at Asstastic Acres! 🐐☀️

05/06/2026

🪻VENDOR SPOTLIGHT🪻

59 South will be with us with all things boutique. Ladies make sure you check them out while you’re shopping with us.

05/05/2026

🪻VENDOR SPOTLIGHT🪻

Y’all if this don’t get your mouth watering, then there is something wrong. 😜 Cakes for Kee-Kee will be with us this weekend with some delicious cheesecakes.

Make sure to check them out early, once they are gone there won’t be more.